Coney Beach
Porthcawl, Wales

Theme Park Review's UK 2006 Trip!

Legoland   Chessington World of Adventures   Coney Beach   Oakwood   Alton Towers   Drayton Manor   Southport's Pleasureland  
Blackpool Pleasure Beach   Lightwater Valley   Flamingoland   Pleasurewood Hills   Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach   Joyland   Thorpe Park
Add-on Trip: TusenFryd   Liseberg
Robb & Elissa's Side Trips: Särkänniemi   Linnanmäki   Power Park  Skegness, UK Parks

Coney Beach had one redeeming flat ride at the park.

This KMG Afterburner was pretty insane!

You all ready for a 6 minute cycle on this thing???

Some of us are on the puke-factor scale of about 10 1/2.

Tommy & James.  I love these guys.  I want to be these guys.

Anything goes at Coney Beach!

Time for the evil slide of death with no rules at all!

Elissa is in the lead!!!

Andrew, did you ever guess that you'd be riding the evil slide of death on your birthday?

Ok, everyone!  Now it's time for BACKWARDS!!!!

Ok, now it's time for LAYING DOWN!!!!

This bus is "Tommy & James" approved!

"Welcome to Coney Beach where today's mystery meat option comes with pre-digested sauce!"

"Cock Mussels"  In America you'd get arrested for putting up this sign!

Ok, we know what popcorn is....I've got some idea what flying saucers are...but WHAT THE HELL are flumps?!?!

Hmm...should I buy the Wobbly Willie or the Fat Slag?

"Well since I'm already a fat slag, I think I know the perfect person to give my willy to."

Lou seems pretty happy to be holding Robb's wobbly willy!

Yo Yo!  Non German Tom shows off his pimped out ride during our break.

Ok, we've seen some weird "crisps" during our trip but....
"Slow Roasted Lamb with Moroccan Spices and Vintage Cheddar & Red Onion Chutney?!?!"  WTF?!?!?

Hey!  Your crisps might be messed up, but what about Lamb & Mint?

And now for the crowning moment on the coach ride to Oakwood...

Dan shows off Barry's academy award winning "Dutch Wonderland" video.

We all watch in amazement and wonder.....actually mostly wonder!

And to top that off...Barry was the FIRST PERSON to use the on board toilet......
....and we were reminded of this fact ALL THE WAY to Oakwood!  =)

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