Klotten Park, Germany
Klotten, Germany
Official Web Site: Wild-und Freizeitpark Website

Theme Park Review's Spain/Mini-Europe 2007 Tour!

Spain 2007 Tour
Isla Magica    Parque de Atracciones Madrid    Parque de Atracciones Zaragoza   PortAventura  
Tibidabo   Festilandia   Terra Mitica   Parque Warner Madrid
Mini-Europe Tour
 Wild-und Freitzeitpark Klotten    Tripsdrill    Holiday Park    Toverland    Phantasialand

"YES!!!  A PETTING ZOO!!!  Where's the llama's?"

"Do you think this one will let me use my condom?"

"Hey!  Hey you!  HEY!!!  Look down here!  I said LOOK DOWN HERE!!!   GRRRRRR...."

Lou has a new friend.

"Why do you smell like BeetleBen?"

Not even sure what these are.  Some kind of rodent pig dog?

Oh, pooh.

"Hey, I'm giving you food....HEY!  Get back here!"

"Hmm...I'd sure like to maul a couple of those TPR members over there...."

Raccoons always find time for a little lovin'.

"Hi World!  Look at me!"

The goat show (plus dog)

I feel so sad...I'm just a lonely bear....somebody love me.  =(

And of course, the STAR of Klotten Park....the attraction we all came here to see....

The "Sea Pigs!!!"

"They are NOT Sea Pigs!  They are Guinea pigs!"  Well, turns out, they really ARE "Sea Pigs."  From Wikipedia:
...the German word for them is Meerschweinchen, literally "Little Sea Pigs" the Russian and Polish word for them is similar,
"morskaya svinka" (Морская свинка) and "świnka morska" respectively, meaning also "Little Sea Pig"...

I love this photo.  It's so bad, it's awesome. What exactly is Lou looking at?  "Gee this chip fork is SOOOO interesting."
And then there is Hector "GRRRRR, I'm going to eat ALL my sausage."  And then Dave "They are NOT Sea Pigs!!!!"

How to smoke your chips.

Wow, Elissa is eating something that's A. Not McDonalds and B. Not plain pasta.

Nasty...but SOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!

Got Milk?

I'm not exactly sure what this is trying to say....let me demonstrate....

Not sure what is more hilarious...Robb with a cigarette in his belly button or the look of Horror on Lou's face!

Klotten is almost a "culture credit!"

Thank you Klotti!  We had another amazing day!

"Oops!"

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We would like to send a special thanks to the following people on the trip for contributing photos:
BeetleBen, Chris Fourmont, Dave Laurence, Ed, ELZ, Hector, Jeff "Credit Whore" Johnson, JimmyBo, John "Camera of Doom" Vasquez,
Jon aka "moose", Kyle and his turtle boxers, Louise, Nathan Powers, Hot Fuzz Rich, Rich & Mel, Drunk British Rob,
Ron Frost, Bruno "Mr. Sexy" Lancetti, GCI Chris, GCI Dan, Hanno "TPR Un-official Photographer" Roos, Heidi, Mark, & Wendy!
THANK YOU!!!