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Theme Park Review's Spain/Mini-Europe 2007 Tour!

Spain 2007 Tour
Isla Magica    Parque de Atracciones Madrid    Parque de Atracciones Zaragoza   PortAventura  
Tibidabo   Festilandia   Terra Mitica   Parque Warner Madrid

Mini-Europe Tour
Wild-und Freitzeitpark Klotten    Tripsdrill    Holiday Park    Toverland    Phantasialand

Our next stop was the town of Benidorm, Spain.  We were told this area was like the "Blackpool of Spain...but tackier!"
There are two parks in this area, Festilandia which is a tiny little 'kiddie park' with one of the more interesting credits of the trip, and of
course, "Terra Mitica" which is a pretty decent sized park.  We pulled into our hotel...and it was anything but tacky!

We stayed at the Westin Hotel Real de Faula Resort and OMG was this place amazing!

It looked like something out of "Paradise Hotel."

There was even a scale model just in case you had one of those shrinking machines and wanted to roam around it.

Ahh, now NOW we find the tacky!  =)

Draky was about the most awesomely pathetic kiddie coaster ever made!

James says it's his new #1!

Draky agrees with James!

You guys all ready for your awesome ride with Draky?

The ride is this *TINY* oval-shaped coaster where they send you around like 15 times!

This is what you look like after your 9th lap!

The whole area is decorated with tacky little figures.  Only the "Abandoned Mine" at Uncle Bernie's comes close to this weirdness!

PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!  Imagine that Jeff is holding up a sign.  What would that sign say?
Have a great photo?  EMAIL IT TO DAN!  The winner will get a TPR Bag-O-Crap.

All of a sudden I'm starting to like this park a little more!

If you see John pull up in a white van with no windows, don't take his candy!  =)

Gotta love a park that features boobs around every corner!

Cleavage is a good thing too.

"Only 50 Euros for my women!  Pay the hippo behind you."

"I'm CRAZY ANGRY HIPPO TRASH CAN!!!  Gimme some money."

Drop tower into a pit of acid.

Kiddie Ride.  Why?  I don't know.  But I have the picture so here you go!
That sounded like Dr. Suess.  Better hope I don't run into Moose.

So THAT is where Harrison Ford has been all these years.

"Why wouldn't you rank this #1?"

Click here for Page Two of Festilandia Photos

Click here for the official "TPR Spain/Mini-Europe Tour Forum Discussion" thread

Festilandia Photos Page  1  2

We would like to send a special thanks to the following people on the trip for contributing photos:
BeetleBen, Chris Fourmont, Dave Laurence, Ed, ELZ, Hector, Jeff "Credit Whore" Johnson, JimmyBo, John "Camera of Doom" Vasquez,
Jon aka "moose", Kyle and his turtle boxers, Louise, Nathan Powers, Hot Fuzz Rich, Rich & Mel, Drunk British Rob,
Ron Frost, Bruno "Mr. Sexy" Lancetti, GCI Chris, GCI Dan, Hanno "TPR Un-official Photographer" Roos, Heidi, Mark, & Wendy!

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