Sanrio Park Harmonyland
Oita, Japan
Official Web Site: http://www.sanrio.co.jp/harmony/ 

Theme Park Review Goes To Asia!
2005/2006

If you don't want to take the train down to the lower part of the park, you can walk....

But damn that's a LOT of stairs!!!

At the bottom of the stairs is the "Sanrio Character Boat Ride."  It might look like Small World, but it's nowhere NEAR as annoying!  =)

Elissa's ready to go see her favorite character!
If you remember what her favorite Sanrio character is....EMAIL DAN!!!

To watch our Sanrio Character Boat Ride Video, click the above image!
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"Grrrrr!  I'm the evil Sanrio character that doesn't look anything at all like a penis!"

He kind of looks like Badtz, but not quite.....

There he is!!!  Wait...why is he getting spanked?!?!  This is like Sanrio fetish boat ride!!!

Lots of little Keropi's!

And some dudes making food.  Yum!

Badtz is totally hammered!

Heh, it's Keropi and Pac Man sex!

And...um....yeah, more Sanrio.

And there's the kitty herself!

"No, I am NOT trying to molest the Hello Kitty popcorn machine!!!"

Damn there sure a lot of stairs in this park!

On the upper part of the park every ride is themed to Sanrio characters!!!!

Yay!  The Sanrio ferris wheel!  And guess which car we got into?

Yup!  You guessed it!  =)

"I love you Badtz!"

The upper part of the park certainly wasn't quite as nice as the lower part.

See!  Castles n' Coasters!

YES!  It's Elissa's dream come true!  She can actually ride Badtz!!!
(Yes, to her this is live action Sanrio porn!)

And now....a lesson in
"Don't always assume the picture is what you think it is!"

So Mark thinks to himself "Hey those ball looking things with chocolate on them look pretty damn good!"

Well, it's not quite "Chocolate."

"How do they taste Mark?"

Hmmm....what could be in them?!?!

YES!!!  It is SQUID!!!!  Congratulations Mark on your "Squid Ball Experience!!!"

And to see a video of Mark's "Squid Ball Experience" click below:


The "Squid Ball Experience" Video!  =)

Thanks random Sanrio bunny character!  We had a great day at your park!

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Thanks to Quaker for the extra photos!