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Santa's
Village
Dundee, IL
Official Website:
http://www.santasvillageil.com/
Wisconsin Dells &
More - 2005 Trip
Mt. Olympus Theme Park
Timber Falls
Riverview Park
Little A-Merrick-A
Kiddieland
Santa's Village
Safariland/Jeepers
Six
Flags Great America
Six
Flags Hurricane Harbor
"Hello and welcome to Satan's Village. What? Oh, no...I am not
SANTA, I am in fact....SATAN!!!!!"
Is it just me or does Satan's North Pole look like something that comes
out of a vending machine in the women's restroom?"
Basically this sign should just read "Anyone that is currently ALIVE
should NOT ride Typhoon!!!"
Typhoon is made by a company called "Top Fun." The ride is not fun
nor does it spin like a top.
It's the perfect attraction for "Satan's Village"
Satan captures the soul of another innocent victim!
(ok, ok...who are we kidding! Innocent? OMG, she freaking
DESERVES THIS!!!!)
One of the highlight attractions is the "Put out the real fire in the fire
truck" ride.
Basically it looked like someone attached some high school bleachers to a
truck, then set stuff on fire, and handed you a hose.
WHAT A FREAKING GREAT IDEA!!!!!!
Most of the other rides in Satan's Village were trailer mounted carnival
trash.
"Have a fun day" says the paint feeling ghetto demon sign that tries to
steal your soul when you walk under it.
Look at all of Satan's little helpers strategically positioned in order to
take your life!
Oh, now this looks like it's going to be a quality production!
"Hello little boy. I might look like a cute an innocent snowman, but
I'm really here to KILL YOU!!!!"
Oh, my, more of Satan's death machines!
I'm so, so sorry....
"For all late admissions please go to HELL!!! STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!
Thank you."