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Day 12: Phantasialand


Here was our tower at Hotel Phantasia.


This place was really SWAAAANKY!!!


The gardens were cool and the swimming pool had this large, flat tarp on it.


When we got to the park there were a lot of strange people there.  Turns out they were all from
www.onride.de!


We made a lot of new friends, most of them pretty cool.


Except this guy!  "I'm on a high speed coaster from Vekoma!"  =)


And of course, they all were obsessed with the "Michael Jackson Thrill Ride!"


At first, we thought that Lars and Cornelia were fairly normal....


....But look...Lars seems REALLY happy to ride Michael!  Does Cornelia know?


Michael is all "Hello boys...come drop in"


Everyone LOVES Michael Jackson!


Oh, look, the Michael Jackson ride is themed to large phallic objects!


Fynn!!!  NO!!!!!  Don't ride Michael Jackson!!!!


I just wanted to be sure....yeah....yup, it really IS Michael's Ride....SPLASH!


"OH MY GOD, I'M RIDING MICHAEL JACKSON AND I *LOVE* IT!!!!!!"


Um...no....I...um...am not sneaking off to ride Michael Jackson one more time.


So after riding the Michael Jackson ride, for some reason we all felt compelled to migrate towards the park's other phallic symbol ride.


The "Myster Castle" was weird.  It was like a giant "frog hopper"


You're totally in the dark, and you bounce up then down, then halfway up, you get shouted at or something, drop down, bounce more....


"We're all sooooo confused!!!"

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