Well, first of all, it is THEE infamous "Bench: The Ride."

And it's also the ride where you get to shoot Mexicans....

...you also get to shoot women....

...I don't think these Indians will mind if we shoot them too...

...did we mention you get to shoot confederate soldiers?

Basically this was the most awesome politically incorrect ride EVER!!!

Oh, yeah, and there were scenes of spousal abuse too!!!

Joey caps those mexicans, indians, and confederates two-fisted Jon Woo style!

This guy looks EXACTLY like my dentist!  Same eyes, hat, everything!

Now it's time for the Air Race.

It might look JUST like an Arrow ride, but it says it's a Vekoma.  Go figure.

Joey has no friends for this ride.

There's even a helix of hot rainy death on this one.

Inside the fun house we um....picked the nose of...um....a flower pot.  Yeah.....

This creepy ass clown was in there too.

It was time for some food....

Plain pizza and plain pasta...this must be Elissa's tray!

Now for the flat ride tour of the park.  First this funky looking pirate ship on a track.

Next up was the Troika, Troika, Troika.

Then it was the spinning, puking gum tree....

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