"Hello! Me and my scary goon mask will smack your child with my little broom! Come and ride!"

The train comes out of the tunnel and Mr. Scary Goon goes *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* with the broom!!!

HIT THE GOONS WITH YOUR BALLOON SWORDS!!!! (Seriously is this not the most SCREWED UP thing ever???)

There were many powered coasters themed to random Disney movies. This one was the "Beauty and the Beast Dragon Wagon." (it was pretty much labeled as such too!)

This bizarre ride was the "Get on the bull and we will eventually shake you off the bull" attraction.

There is yet another Bouncy Bouncy, and, wait....um....what the hell is that thing?

Um...*blink* ...am I actually SEEING this? OMG! No! YES! HOLY CRAP! IT'S A *STAND UP* Falling Star!!!!

No, really! Look at it! And like there are NO RESTRAINTS AT ALL! You just are put into this cage and can do whatever you want. And yes, this thing moved JUST AS FAST as any other Falling Star!

I couldn't believe it! This was amazing!!!

Woah! WOAh! *WOAH!!!* WTF??? Right next to the STAND UP Falling Star was a STAND UP PIRATE SHIP!!!

Same damn thing...just stand in the cage and the ride goes!

Yup, another look at pure insanity...the STAND UP Falling Star!

Yay! It's time to get a credit.

The spinning mouse looked like your typical mouse...

Yup, nothing too out of the ordinary here...

...WAIT. Hold on here. WHAT IS THAT?

I *FEAR* the kitty tunnel!!!

OH! MY! ****! GOD!!!

KITTY TUNNEL!!! OMG!

ALL I SEE IS BLURRINESS, PURPLE, AND LIGHTS! GOD HELP ME!!!!

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