That translates into "HOLD ON TIGHT TO YOUR BALLS!!!"

Yeah, we are riding this thing in the pouring rain! The kind of rain that would make Knott's Berry Farm close for a WEEK!

"Why are we doing this?!?!?"

At least I got a good shot of the dude's head in front of me.

As you can see the cable follows the track curve very well.

OH! MY! **CK*** GOD!!!!

Can you see anything that would keep the train from flying off the top of that spike? Let's take a closer look...

I see....NOTHING!!!! Nothing but DEATH!!!!

The ride cycle lasted for what seemed like about 15 minutes. It probably was only about 2 minutes, but when you're dying, it feels like forever!

Good luck with that other spike guys!

Elissa says "LAAAAAME!" Robb says "I like it even BETTER now!" =)

So let's re-cap, shall we? First we saw the "Stand Up Falling Star" with apparently NO RULES!!!

Then we watched the random goons beat the crap out of guests....

...there were "Bouncy Bouncy" rides in all shapes and sizes....

...Bumper cars where you could see 6 inches in front of you...

...we got pooped out of a cat's butt...

And we survived the "Spanish Death Shuttle!" Overall...it was a GREAT fair!!! Thanks for reading!

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