Yo beyotches...check me out on the backstage tour...yo. We're going to do this at Bay Area Bash so be here or be LAME!

The next few photos are for the coaster dorks in all of us.

This is a Zero G Roll. It sounds like something that could be sushi...but it's not.

If you know what this element is called...

I said there was a big loop...and there it is... BIG LOOP! Hurrah!

There is that element again! Did you email Dan? NO!!! LOSER!! DO IT NOW!!! RIGHT NOW!!! EMAIL HIM!!! CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND EMAIL HIM!!! IF YOU DON'T DO IT YOUR HARD DRIVE WILL CRASH AND YOUR FAVORITE DOG WILL SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST!

OMG!!! LIFT HILL-GASM!!!!

This is an onride photo. It was taken with permission from the park. If you try to do this on your own your life will be severed from your body. So in short...DON'T DO IT!!!

That's not actually water. It's a special mix of parrot urine and battery acid that the park orders from Taiwan. What? At least it's more theming than Scream! got! Sheesh! =)

FLIGHT DECK!!!! Look we know the name is kinda lame...but if you had Paramount Pictures coming after you with all those obnoxious lawyers what would you call it?

"Yes, we are dirty, dirty whores....from Alabama. My brother and I...we wash together. We have to. It's required by law."

I got nothing. At least it's an Intamin!

Hooray Vekoma! Next, please!

Hooray Schwarzkopf! Next photo please...

"I'm so excited that I finally found my penis!"

There are all the people who paid Josh money to ride the kiddie coaster. So we took them all out in a field and shot them. Welcome to a TPR Trip!

It's Vortex. Not as big of a loop as Top Deck, but close.

This ride is really, really compact. Kind of like one of those things that women use to make their face look more fleshy...but not quite the same.

The winner of the 2010 TPR Karaoke Olympics! Hooray! GET LOUD!!!

Thanks Great America! Thanks TPR. That was an AWESOME DAY!!!!

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