Here is Theme Park Review's official 'Intimidator Media Day Coverage!'

"Brain to body! I'm back! Never mind!"

At this point, when the fuzziness clears and the world comes back into beautiful focus, you begin to think, "Help me, Jeebus!"

Well, Jeebus wants you enjoy the ride. So, quit bothering him.

"Command Central to the 101st Curviness Brigade! Commence 'curviness' in 3, 2, . . .

. . . 1! Commence!"

"101st to Command Central! 'Curviness' achieved! Proceeding to next objective! Over!"

OK, it gets pretty interesting here.

If your butt is still in the seat at this point, you must've sat in Gorilla Glue.

"Whee! That was fun! Can we do it again?"

Sure--with a twist!

"Command Central to the fighting men and women of the 45th Tactical Twistiness Assualt Team! Commence 'tactical twistiness' in 3, . . .

. . . Hey! I didn't say '2, 1, commence!' Wait for it next time!"

"You people are getting a bit premature with the twistiness here! Knock it off!"

Time for one, last little twist.

Done!

OK, the ride's over--now what?

How about an onride "photo finish."

Who needs Botox when they have Intimidator 305? One more set of pics to come.

Where's there's a ride, there must be merchandise. I think this is in the U.S. Constitution.

Hmm--I think Dale Earhnardt drove car number 3. Call it a hunch.

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