TPR's Scandinavia 2009 Trip!

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Postby Hattuchili » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:24 am

Good to see that you guys arrived safely. Now I am looking forward to lots of great updates.
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Postby robbalvey » Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:49 am

Bon Bon Land -

Still the most totally screwed up park in the world! Everyone *NEEDS* to visit this park!!!

Seriously though Bon Bon Land is such a great place. There is plenty to do for both kids and adults. The coasters here are ALL good! Even the Dog Fart Coaster (yes, you read that right). Even though it's just a "kiddie" coaster, it is the most memorable kiddie coaster ever! How many rides can you say you, the rider, gets farted and pooped on?

TPR totally conquered this park with nearly 2 hours of ERT, and when there are only 46 of us on the trip that REALLY means ERT!

Take as many rides on all the coasters as you can handle!

Anyway, lots of on....
Big Mike's transportation has arrived!
Hello world! Meet this year's round of TPR travelers!
I love how we are traveling through Denmark following a giant American Cadillac!
"Welcome to Bon Bon Land - We hope you enjoy our farts, poops, and boobs!"
Is there any better way to start off a TPR trip than with ERT on the Dog Fart Coaster?
Please meet Henry, the most popular farting dog in theme park history!
"Ok everyone...get ready to be farted on!"
The spinning wild mouse was new from our last visit...actually, this is a spinning "Wild Cat"...and how do we know?
It's CLEARLY written on the side of the car!
You guys ready for the ... ummm ... "Wild Pussy?"
Can you spot the pussy in this photo?
This is the "Oh! Face" during one of the climatic moments of the "Wild Pussy."
"Hey everyone! I have KidTums-sized rides ERT!"
And we round out our 2 hours of ERT on the world's first Euro Fighter!
Smiley Face = GOOD!
Sad Face = DEATH!
Pleasure or Pain? You decide!
Hello worlds first Euro Fighter!
Yay! It totally kicks A$$!!!
GRRRR!!! I'm the ANGRY worm! Gimme some apple!
Yup...peeing ant is still here.
"No hearts or embryos can be carried on this ride."
Could this be the worlds longest coaster train?
Yay! For long coaster trains!!!
For this being one of those Zierer family coasters, this ride totally kicked A$$!
"Hello giant ant! How's it going? Mind if we slide out of your butt?"
"No, of course...not at all!"
"Bon Bon Land is KidTums friendly!"
"I'm King of the NERDS!"
Can you spot the pussy in this photo?
The official TPR Scandinavia tour T-Shirt!
This is the only action Craig is going to get the entire trip!
Check out Big Mike's BIG beak?
"Do I have to do anything dirty or can I just hang out with the cute puppy?"
"It's themed to a giant chicken...DUH!!!"
"Welcome to Bon Bon Land" says the stoned duck.
Craig! Stop rimming the Henry the Farting Dog!!!
Anth has found a very comfortable place to sit down.
Big Mike misses Katie Holmes!
Jumpy, Jump, Jump, Jump, Jump!
The most important ERT of the day!
Hello Roller Coaster Tycoon!
KidTums is EASILY going to win this race!
OMG! What exactly is Big Mike doing to Chuck?!??!
Yes, you are seeing that correctly...that is a seagull crapping in an Alligator's mouth!
Bon Bon Land is based on candy produced by the company of the same name. The candy is themed around dog poops, boobs, and farts! No, seriously! It REALLY is!
"Thank you Bon Bon Land! We had an AWESOME day!!!"
Back at the hotel is the start of a new TPR trip tradition...the "Candy and Snacky Snack Snack Snack Snack Trading!"
Don't even THINK about touching Divv's Doritos!
Robb got Double Deckers and that is ALL that matters!

Thanks again for reading... Tomorrow we are off to Tivoli Gardens!

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Postby slither37 » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:20 am

Great pics. I think there should be a thread dedicated to Kid Tums.

Looks like a great time.

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Postby Sir Clinksalot » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:51 am

Awesome stuff. Can't wait to see more.

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Postby OldJJman » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:52 am

What? No alcohol??

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Postby Hattuchili » Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:58 am

Looks like you guys had an awesome day at Bon Bon Land. Can´t wait for the next update.
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Postby Steffen_Dk » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:10 am

Just to correct Elissa's claim from last time you were in Bonbonland - it's not themed into a giant chicken - it's an albatross as its name says ;)

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Postby lil jimmy norton » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:13 am

An update full of pussy's and dog poop is a fine update in my book.

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Postby HEADCHEEZ » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:24 am

Only one day into the trip and everyone has already lost their sanity. I love TPR!


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Postby Loefet » Sun Jun 07, 2009 11:29 am

Just awesome, by the way did any of you go for the wacky train ride in the big warehouse looking thing by the entrance??


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