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Meteornotes Keeper Of The Carnivorous Bees!
Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Total posts: 6914 Location: Baltimore, MD Age: 47 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:28 am Post subject: |
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OK, since I paid for internet access, I might as well make some comments on the trip:
Amazing Fact We Learned: The difference between a bacon cheeseburger and a cheeseburger is apparently...BACON (Thanks Hanno!)
Amazing Fact #2: Ice cream is cold (Thanks Hot Fuzz Rich!)
Phrase That You'll Only Ever Hear At Bon Bon Land: "Yeah, the vomiting rat is still over there".
Most Insane Thing Ever: Letting Robb be the brakeman on the coaster. Seriously, this was so awesome. And had he killed the train full of riders, there would have been more room on the bus for the rest of us!
Ride Of The Trip (so far): Tornado. Absolutely insane, especially the way it THROWS you over the lift and launches you into the most insane spinning twisting speedy ride experience ever. There is no way I could marathon this, as the spinning was very intense. Robb and I have almost altered the fabric of space and time with teacup rides in the past, and I still don't think it was anything as intense as this. I predict that there is no way one of these will ever be built in the US, unless they figure out a way to brake it ever three feet or so. I'd love to be wrong about that, though, as I'd love to have one of these somewhat closer than a day away by plane.
Song Of The Trip: The Snack Song. If you're on a trip in the future, you'll be singing this.
Thing That Probably Made Trip Participants The Happiest So Far: I'm guessing that NOT having to play Elissa Bingo is right up there! Deep South/Texas and West Coast Trip participants will not be so lucky...
The trip rocks hard thus far, and we haven't even gotten to the godliness that is Balder yet. I've taken about 700 pictures so far, and four or five of them might actually be good. Look forward to many photos of Ice Bat in front of random objects in the future...
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| Loefet Books are dumb
Location: Sweden Age: 27 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:42 am Post subject: |
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There are rumors circling on the ECC mailing list, that this season might be the last with brakemen's at Bakken on Rutschebanen. Since there are some new trains coming next year that will make the brakemen's redundant...
Maybe that's why they let him "drive" the train, so it didn't matter that much if he had crashed it...
We had a great time when we visited Bakken little over a week ago.
I can agree that Tornado gives a brutal ride, and it suffers bad from neck slashing due to it's twistyness, but since it's a spinner then not all rides do that...
Looking forward to the report from Hansa Park...
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rollin'_n'_coastin' Donkeys are my way of life!
Joined: 07 Sep 2007 Total posts: 610 Location: Toronto, Canada Age: 30 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:06 am Post subject: |
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As with Dave sitting right across from me right now, I paid for 'value' internet access and had a few minutes left. I also wanted to to comment on how incredible this trip has been so far!
We may not have done a 'large' park but the atmosphere, people and craziness along with some of the most imaginative attractions around have made the trip worth every penny and then some. Stay tuned for Hansa and Fluch Von Novgorod updates! Can't wait for Sommerland Syd and Legoland tomorrow!
Oh, in addition to the amazing company, parks and cities, snack time will be a favourite time.
^Unfortunately, the rumors are true (for various reasons) but the other improvements coming will only continue to maintain the park's traditions and uniqueness.
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Speeddeamon128 Thought "Laser Snake Horse" was real.
Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Total posts: 2178 Location: Clementon, NJ Where our local coaster changes its name every year! Age: 19 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:11 am Post subject: |
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Great update Robb keep having fun!
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robbalvey Site Admin
Joined: 01 Feb 2005 Total posts: 18523 Location: So Cal Age: 39 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:20 am Post subject: |
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Today was Hansa Park...the "original Legoland." The park today, however, looks nothing like a Legoland (it was like 30 years ago!)
The park though, is undergoing many changes and has vastly improved since our last visit in 2005.
New this year was "Fluch von Novgorod" which is the first ever Gerstlauer launched Euro-Fighter!
It's kind of part Mystery Mine, part Revenge of the Mummy. We are told that many of the effects and theming won't be installed until this fall, but what they have already is still better than 90% of the theming on most US coasters!
Anyway, onto some photos...

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| Welcome to Hansa Park...do something stupid. |
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| The park made us a sign! They get bonus points. We love these guys! |
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| The park president came out and gave us a presentation about how they are going to make the park kick even more ass. |
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| Here is the new coaster. "Fluch von Novgorod." If you think you can pronounce this correctly, record yourself saying it and send an MP3 file of your pronunciation to Dan! mrt0ad13@aol.com The winner gets a bag-o-crap! |
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| Red head Swedes & bus drivers are your friends...so be nice to them. |
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| The indoor part of the ride features these creepy animatronic scarecrows. The whole opening part of the ride before the launch reminded me a lot of Mystery Mine. |
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| This airtime hill delivered airtime faster than Jeff Johnson can spank four naked babies. |
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| Vladmir says "Rock my world Lou and I'll give your pants a funny tickle." |
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| It's a pretzel turn...kind of like on Magnum...but with a LOT less suck! |
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| WTF is a Wolkow?!?!? Is that a cow on a wall? |
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| Gerstlauer zero-G roles are really, really sexy and make even sterile men horny. |
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| This is the part of the ride that will receive more theming at the end of the year. Honestly, it was already awesome! |
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| That shiny stuff you are seeing is the acid theming eating away at the riders flesh. |
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We took over the Schwarzkopf looper.
Yeah, ok, that caption sucked...sue me! |
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| Can someone please remove that flag out of my head? Thank you! |
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If you can spot the "coaster porn" in this picture, email dan and tell him where it is - mrt0ad13@aol.com. He will send you $10*
*This is totally a lie. |
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| Ladies, please, do me a favor and take Hanno out and show him a good time. (and when I say show him a good time I mean have dirty nasty fun with him that will make his pelvis sore for a week.) |
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| KidTums rode the Roller Skater and she freaking *LOVED* it. |
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| "Hey Wes! I'm having sex with a giraffe!" |
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| The banana boat ride = awesomeness. |
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| Guys, it says "Crazy" Mine, not "Retarded" Mine. |
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| When you wear your TPR pancho chicks will come flying at you. No, seriously, it's like one of those tennis ball machines...but with chicks. |
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| Craig is still here trying to figure out how to get the raft to move from point A to point B. |
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| HOLD EVERYTHING! Screw riding any roller coaster...SHOW ME TO THE TOPLESS MERMAID IN THE WATER ATTRACTION!!!! |
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| This is a public service message from TPR to all theme park operators. This is an AMAZING idea. A totally padded childrens play area in the MIDDLE of the restauraunt. Where the parents can eat while the kids play. Why don't more parks have something this awesome? WHY?!?!? |
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| OMG is that bacon wrapped asparagus? Between this and the topless mermaid attraction I'm never leaving this park! |
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| "Ok, time to find out who's going to eat the cracker!" |
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| The park really is beautiful. It reminds me of a more compact Heide Park. |
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| This bizarre "double Bayern Curve" is themeed to a mexican village....yup! |
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| Holy Clamshells Batman! I actually FOUND the topless mermaid attraction!!! |
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| The world will end on October 6th, 2009. |
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| There aren't many rides out there that have the potential for poop to start flying out of my butt. The Starflyer is one of them! |
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| Being constipated on the Starflyer is a very dangerous thing |
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| Again, guys, it's the "Crazy" Mine, not the "Mentally challenged" Mine. |
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| Big Mike is DAMN sure!!!! |
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| The bouncy bubbles are totally amazing. They are like part trampoline / part bouncy castle...completely awesome! |
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| All TPR members love to bounce! |
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| OMG, my ass has totally been lifted off the ground. |
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| KidTums will soon be starting "FrogHopperReview.com" |
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| OMG! RUN! IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!! |
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| By the end of this trip, KidTums will be a card carrying member of the NRA. |
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| "Two men enter...One man leaves." |
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| Hansa Park has added a ropes course attraction much like the one at Toverland. It looked awesome. |
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| "Oh, good! I needed to buy a new afro." |
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| We found this cardboard cutout of Big Mike in the middle of this little German town! he's so famous! |
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| Rich is just hanging out in the swanky German McDonalds. |
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Elissa got another McDonalds credit! "These French Fries turn me on! Oh, french fries...do me!"
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megamatt Full Fledged Donkey Enthusiast! Joined: 23 Feb 2009 Total posts: 174 Location: Massachussets Age: 13 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:29 am Post subject: |
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Looks like the parks only got better since your last visit. Once again, great TR
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Dan Eh, at least I'm not a Jew!
Joined: 17 Aug 2005 Total posts: 112 Location: Taco Town Age: 27 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:42 am Post subject: |
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| robbalvey wrote: | If you think you can pronounce this correctly, record yourself saying it and send an MP3 file of your pronunciation to Dan!
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Airtime&Gravity Bonafide Donkey Expert
Joined: 13 Oct 2006 Total posts: 2180 Location: Chicago Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:47 am Post subject: |
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Great trip report so far, and Hansa Park looks really nice. A lot better than it did in 2005, and Fluch von Novgorod seems like a great coaster even with the theming incomplete. I didn't think there was any theming inside the buildings, and it looks like it should be great when it is all done.
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terrancew_hod Bonafide Donkey Expert
Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Total posts: 1902 Location: Miami, FL Age: 41 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:48 am Post subject: |
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Terry's Notes on the two launched coasters on the trip so far:
Tornado: "Ow. Ow. Ow!" Intended to be a surprise for you, but there needs to be a sign that says to hold your head back to keep some of the pain down from that violent launch! Evil!
Fluch von Novgorod: Surprise launch done right. You think you're going one way, but uh uh. Out you go! And to think they were apologizing for the missing special effects; the tower was awesome with what they had. You don't need to add much the dark and you have no idea where you're going. Makes me want to come back when they finish and see what they have in store.
Terry
EDIT: The two "scenic highway" coasters were awesome, especially considering how old they are. I was sitting in the back of the last one when the brakeman asked everyone if they wanted to go faster. WE FLEW! I was holding the lap bar for dear life as I almost vaulted out of the car on a double down drop!
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robinschroder Joined: 13 Jun 2005 Total posts: 220 Location: London, UK Age: 30 Gender: Male |
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:49 am Post subject: |
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Glad you're all having such a great time! Thanks for all of the excellent updates so far, and really looking forward to seeing you all very soon!
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