And in addition to the awesome lights, Cosmoworld is also home to some REALLY wacky dark rides! You guys ready?

This one they almost didn't want us to ride because it's all in Japanese and they were afraid we wouldn't understand the story...

Who needs to speak Japanese to understand "BOOBS!!!!"

This dark ride is "Dolphin Safe"

There is even something for our gay contingent to look at!

But most importantly...BOOBS!!!!

"So you guys ready to go on the ride with boobs and half naked dudes while holding a phallic object?"

CAPTION CONTEST!!!! EMAIL DAN YOUR CAPTION!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com The first 10 people to have their caption posted will get a TPR Bag-O-Crap!

Why are these dudes in every Japanese shooting dark ride?

Eveh KidTums got to play this one!

Cosmoworld is also one of the homes to the original "Meat Animals" and especially "Meat Cow."

No, Dave is not dead. Although he looks dead. He is actually overwhelmed with joy and happiness that he has found Meat Cow. You just can't tell because joy and happiness in Dave looks the same as death.

These "Meat Animals" tell you what meat parts are included. There is Meat Cow, Meat Pig, Meat Fish, Meat Chicken, Mean Human (yes, that's right), and now the brand new Meat Holstein which is a descendant of Meat Cow.

Ok time to head over to the other side of the park! Get your jet packs ready to FLY!!! (Yes, they have Jet Packs in Japan because they are so advanced.)

The other side of the park looks just as awesome!

Lots of lights and dizzy stuff.

You guys ready for your "Family Banana Coaster" credit? (I don't make up the names of these rides I swear!!!)

Yay! Banana credit!

See! Even the Banana Coaster has more theming that most US parks!

And what does every TPR member do after a day of coasters? That's right! Close one eye and stick your tounge out!

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