A few seconds later, the rest of the ass was showing...and it was a lot of ass...but we'll spare you the photos!

Doesn't it just look so therapeutic and relaxing?

"Wait, you mean this isn't where the swimming lessons are?"

This was the best TPR members could do...and this only lasted about 4 seconds.

Oh, hey look! Someone's really got it down!

Oh, wait, they are not with our group! =)

Since Dragon Blaster was around the corner we decided to make silly faces on that ride.

"Dragon Blaster put hair on my chest! Seriously...none of this was here 3 minutes ago! And it also made my hands go like this."

Next up, it was time to grab our manboobs, some inner tubes and head off on an expedition!

A Congo River Expedition to be exact.

"BOOGIE!!! BOOGIE!!! BOOGIE!!!"

OMG...am I seeing this correctly...is that DAN on the water rides??!!?

"I'm CRAAAAAZY NATIVE LOOKING SCARY MASK! BRING ME SOME BACON!"

"Schlitterbahn's tube chute rides are AWESOME!!!"

Schlitterban West is the "older" part of the park, but that's not a negative by any means. This is the part of the park where they have all these classic tube chute rides, and they are freaking AMAZING! It's like a collection of the most awesome lazy river's you've ever seen in your life!

You'll float indoors, outdoors, down small drops....

...and there are even a few with LOW CLEARANCE!!!

They kind of sprawl all over the west side of the park. Rides that go on forever! It's really something very unique to the park.

"I could hang out here all day long!"

"Yup...I'm still Canadian..."

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