Driver! Follow that sign!!!!

Apache Stein looks like one of those trails you probably won't make it back from! =)

Hellllooooo Vekoma Invertigo. We'll get back to you later.

Let's see...it's cold...it's a bit rainy...what ride should we do first?

Well, we're already a bit wet, so why not do the water ride? From the outside, the water ride looks quite standard...but let's have a look at the bizarre dark ride section...

Yes, you are seeing this correctly, the log flume is themed to cannibalism!

And not just normal cannibalism, politically incorrect cannibalism!

It's funny because it sounds like "Ham"burger, but it's a "Hand"...like a human hand.

You know...maybe this wasn't such a good idea!

Yes, that is a human powered looping bicycle ride.

Someone's gotta fix that kink in the water slide!

"It's cold, it's rainy, I saw people eating people...what's next?"

Yay! The Vekoma is open!

These are expressions of pleasure. Pure pleasure. Like a lap dance or a night where you need multiple tubes a lube. That kind of amazing pleasure.

These expressions are using a lot less lube.

Oh goody...a non-looping Pinfari to kill us a little bit more!

Why does everyone today look like they are going to "nun school?"

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