Theme Park Review LOVES water parks, and Schlitterbahn is one of the best in the country!

Our first stop of the day? BREAKFAST!!! We couldn't possibly start our day at a waterpark on an empty stomach!

"I CAN EAT THIS ENTIRE TRAY OF BACON!!! Just get me a beer to wash it down."

"Why is this the best park of the trip? Because they were the only park to feed us BACON!!!"

"I'm not going to ride any water rides, but I will consume three whole pigs!"

"Screw you KFC and your Double Down! I call this the 'pork nightmare' - bacon in the middle, sausage holding it together!

"Um, TPR...I know the bacon is good, but we're here too! You have ERT on us, remember?"

Oh right! We have awesome water coasters to ride!!!

Master Blaster was the "first modern" water coaster (yeah, we know technically Dragon Blaster came first), and this ride in many ways still sets the standard for water coasters all over the world.

Don't worry guys...it's awesome!

It's a "Hands up, totally fun, awesome ride" all the way around!

Here is what it looks like from the top!

Next up was Boogie Bahn! Where TPR members "attempted" to surf!

Most of the time TPR members wiped out...

...we struggled a bit...

...Yeah, it pretty much looked like this the whole time during ERT!

Pay no attention to that giant man-boob in the left hand corner of this photo.

"Yes, I am Canadian...and yes, I am going to wipe out...but the Queen will still be proud of me!"

We call this one "Doggie Style Wipe Out."

"MUST. DO. AWESOME! All of my fans are watching!"

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