Next up was the slide of death. This is not a slide. It appears to be a slide, but it is not. It is a ride where your ass glides over the slide-like structure at 80MPH and you come crashing to your death at the bottom. It was an orgasmic experience.

The slide of death turns you into a pile of bodies at the end.

That green thing is actually made of metal spikes.

Shane takes it ass first!

Big Mike is in the lead and as you can see OFF THE SLIDE!!!

It took us 20 minutes to remove Kevin from Big Mike's body.

This is not motion blurred in photoshop. This is what it actually looks like!

The bumper cars were just as awesome.

Fran gets everyone back for being the "target" on the UK trip. For 1 minute he was allowed to bang anyone he wanted to. He thoroughly enjoyed this! =)

The park itself was very nice and quaint. All the different sections were nicely themed.

Kidtums gives this horse one enthusiastic thumbs up!

Apparently Cedar Fair named this location.

It's like the shitting donkey, but this one pukes.

The story behind this is that it turns out that elves actually built the Eiffel Tower. True story!

Elves in mushroom land...somehow I feel the designers were under an amazing influence when they built this.

"SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!!!"

Amazing.

"Additional mind-altering substances not required!"

Good luck everyone!

"Do not even think about touching my nose."

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