If you would like to know what happened to Ryan's hat, text him and ask! (559) 940-3525

This photo is the aftermath of what happens when Ryan was giving Lou a piggy back ride and then when Ryan least expected it, Robb punches him square in the nuts! Ryan and Lou tumble to the ground due to Ryan's now crippled stature while Dan and Hanno fall on the floor laughing thier asses off!!! People walking by thought we were plastered off our gourd when in reality the five of us hadn't had a drop of alcohol all day so far! (apologies to Lou for any damages mentally and physically this may have caused you)

"Hey random ferry!!! Check this out!"

"There seems to be a full moon tonight!"

Today's cruise update is all about the "salad that's better than normal sex!"

"We are big fans of normal sex so we are looking forward to this salad!"

Russell - "This is also better than midget sex!"

"Yes it's true...this is better than sex with Robb."

"Ok let's put this salad to the test!"

"Om nom...oh ice bat...oh baby baby... Om nom nom...."

"I've never had normal sex, but this salad is pretty good..."

"It's better than normal sex but not better than sex with Big Mike!"

This is the ingredients for better than normal sex.

"I will still respect you in the morning."

Robb demonstrates "Salad Oral".

Since KidTums is too young for the salad she got balloons!

KidTums is about to get an amazing balloon!

She got an umbrella and a doggie!

Russell gets the court jester hat!

Ooh! A Jeff Johnson credit!

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