"Ok, quick...everyone do your best 'scanners' impression!"

The rotating house was a bit...um.... "cozy?"

Next up was the "Sit around the table in the dark and listen to weird stuff being pumped into your ears" attraction.

The camera flash reveals that in the dark, we all make really dorky faces!

"Hello, I'm the funny blue troll monster. Please come inside my maze torture and insanity."

But first, RANDOM BOOBS!!!

The maze of wackiness including passages made for Oompa Loompas and random hanging foliage.

That's a lot of rusty steps!

MUST! GRAB! BOOOOOOOB!

"I'd say she's at least a D-Cup."

"GRRR!!!! I'm ANGRY lion guy...GIMME SOME CANDY!"

Like I said, Dave has been in worst positions! =)

PUSH...DAVE! PUSH!!!!

OMG! Now there are two of those hideous creatures!

Um...what...is.....THIS?

OMG! OMG! OMFG!!! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?

PEE CAM!!!!

I think it makes sense to transition from little boy fairy peeing on passers by to the crepe lady...yeah.

Ok, forget the crepe and the lady...I WANT YOUR DOMOKUN!!!!

"I'm CRRRAAAAZZZZZY EVIL MCP LOOKING DARK RIDE HEAD...GIMMME SOME AMERICANS!"

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