"Hey Wes! I'm having sex with a giraffe!"

The banana boat ride = awesomeness.

Guys, it says "Crazy" Mine, not "Retarded" Mine.

When you wear your TPR pancho chicks will come flying at you. No, seriously, it's like one of those tennis ball machines...but with chicks.

Craig is still here trying to figure out how to get the raft to move from point A to point B.

HOLD EVERYTHING! Screw riding any roller coaster...SHOW ME TO THE TOPLESS MERMAID IN THE WATER ATTRACTION!!!!

This is a public service message from TPR to all theme park operators. This is an AMAZING idea. A totally padded childrens play area in the MIDDLE of the restauraunt. Where the parents can eat while the kids play. Why don't more parks have something this awesome? WHY?!?!?

OMG is that bacon wrapped asparagus? Between this and the topless mermaid attraction I'm never leaving this park!

"Ok, time to find out who's going to eat the cracker!"

The park really is beautiful. It reminds me of a more compact Heide Park.

This bizarre "double Bayern Curve" is themeed to a mexican village....yup!

Holy Clamshells Batman! I actually FOUND the topless mermaid attraction!!!

The world will end on October 6th, 2009.

There aren't many rides out there that have the potential for poop to start flying out of my butt. The Starflyer is one of them!

Being constipated on the Starflyer is a very dangerous thing

Again, guys, it's the "Crazy" Mine, not the "Mentally challenged" Mine.

Big Mike is DAMN sure!!!!

The bouncy bubbles are totally amazing. They are like part trampoline / part bouncy castle...completely awesome!

All TPR members love to bounce!

OMG, my ass has totally been lifted off the ground.

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