Crap! They've captured Chuck!

NOOOO!!!! The place is overun by GIANT REPTILES!!!!

Oh, the irony! "Terror House" could be the name of the park!

Is there where Fatal Bazooka lives?

Big Mike says "This isn't a prop! This is an actual park employee still on payroll!"

Aha! It all makes sense now..."Space Computer", mutated reptiles, Fatal Bazooka....this place is run by ALIENS!!!

It LOOKS like a Go Kart track, but really it's the space port where the aliens fly in and out of.

Good thing the aliens knew how to build a wood coaster!

The ride kind of reminded me a LOT of Great America's Grizzly!

OMG! This is where they are keeping all the people! They are forced to ride Anaconda over and over again!

"Be careful not to get captured on the exit platform!"

Ahhh, darn. Chris, Hanno, and Piers didn't make it...

"....this was the last picture we ever saw of them...."

It *looks* steep.

Everyone was tagged with these neon orange stickers to keep track of the prisoners.

OMG!!! Just moments after we rode this GIANT MUTATED SNAKE ate the wooden roller coaster!!!!

Did we mention that the employees were zombies?

Head chopper! No, no...REALLY...that actually *IS* a head chopper! DUCK!!!!!

No! We were all captured and forced to ride this giant tortue device for hours and hours!

Ok, ok...Hi...This is Robb & Elissa. In all seriousness, the park was FINE! We just happened to hit it on a REALLY empty day which made for some GREAT photos and a really funny story to go with it! We hope you enjoyed this little bit of TPR fiction.....Or WAS it? Maybe the alien zombies have BRAINWASHED US!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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