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Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday Cruise!

Postby robbalvey » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:45 pm

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If you are easily offended, turn back now! If you're not, be prepared to read an AWESOME update! :D

Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday Cruise!
Part 1 - Arrival and checking out the ship
Part 2 - Photoshop contest, Chris gets drunk, & all dressed up!
Part 3 - Ziplining and getting smashed in Cabo San Lucas!
Part 4 - ATV's and other randomness in Mazatlan!
Part 5 - "The Quest For The Mexican Wal*Mart!"
Part 6 - "The Salad that is better than NORMAL Sex!" & Ryan gets kissed!
Part 7 - The Farewell TPR Party & Group Photos

Hey everyone!

Short version of the story! (Short version because I'm on a 55 cents per minute internet connection!)

Elissa planned a week long "Surprise Birthday Party" cruise for my 40th birthday and invited some well known TPR regulars!

And the rest is what is happening on the cruise right now!

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Welcome to Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday Surprise Cruise!!!

That's right bitches! Time for a TPR cruise 2010! Follow this for regular updates!

Our very first TPR Group Cruise! What familiar faces do you see?

As always...a TPR trip comes complete with lots of sausage.

And wherever there is sausage there is always Guy's A$$! (That's a great place to hide a sausage!)

TPR loves these Royal Caribbean Voyager class ships. Perfect for our group!

And this photo validates this entire update as a "theme park" trip!

Hanno gets the BOOB CREDIT!

Did Dave decorate this ship???

Sail away...goodbye Los Angeles....good riddance!

Time for some mini golf.

KidTums has this down!

"Meh...screw using the damn club!!!"

Hanno! Jump on that boat! It will take you home!

And thus starts a full week of the "drink of the day!"

Thumbs up for the drink of the day!

It's the "California Table!!!"

Mmmmmm...plain pasta!

The WINNERS of the first trivia contest of the cruise...this table full of TPR lunatics!

S'Mores = The best themed slot machine EVAR!!! (well next to Chainsaws & Toasters)

Stilt walkers on the ship??? William would be so jealous!

And's time to party!!!

"Hey, what's with the starfish? Remove those suckers!!!"

"This is only my 8th long island iced tea if the night!"

"Wait...IS that William???"

There's a party on my cruise ship...

One of these dudes likes women...can you guess which one?

"Hey look! It's Fire and Ice shots!"


"That was not a good idea!"

For those of you who have been wondering what happend to "Quaker" he's now a topless go-go dancer on Royal Caribbean cruise ships!

Go Quaker! Go Quaker! Go Quaker! WE LIKE TO *DANCE!!!*

This is the "heart of the ship". I think I'm creeped out by it?

Time to work off all those shots!

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Postby RCFreak » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:50 pm

one. Were you actually surprised?

two. Holy Smokes you are looking AMAZING!

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Postby ParkTrips » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:53 pm

Robb - you can definitely tell from that last pic that you've lost weight, you look more like you did a couple years ago! haha Hector beat me to it, but I agree!

ugh too bad this couldn't have been like 2 weeks later ::(

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Postby Wes » Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:59 pm

Robb is wearing the 3 WOLF MOON SHIRT!!!! We are powerless to deny his sexiness!

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Postby Chroniq » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:35 pm

Great photos.. Makes me wish I was on a cruise right now. Surpised you guys aren't on Oasis of the Seas? Happy Birthday!

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Postby Sir Clinksalot » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:43 pm

What an awesome surprise!!!

And yeah, I concur, your looking sexy my friend.

Happy 40th!!!

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Postby TheRapidsNerd » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:30 pm

Looks like a grand birthday week with some great folks. Very cool!

Concur with the others, you've lost some weight in the last picture. Kudos!

And a thank you for the stilt walker pics. Made my day! :)

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Postby jjune4991 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:50 pm

Wes wrote:Robb is wearing the 3 WOLF MOON SHIRT!!!! We are powerless to deny his sexiness!

It would be even greater if he had the 3 Hippo Moon Shirt! :lmao:

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Postby ebl » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:09 pm


Was the show sponsored by Chrysler? (Look at the Pentastar...)

Looks like y'all are having fun!

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Postby KrautWithAltitude » Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:20 pm

Hooray :b Robb´s dropped those damn pounds! I´m happy to see that


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