This update contains content that some people may find offensive or crude.
If you are easily offended, turn back now! If you're not, be prepared to read an AWESOME update! Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday Cruise!Part 1 - Arrival and checking out the shipPart 2 - Photoshop contest, Chris gets drunk, & all dressed up!Part 3 - Ziplining and getting smashed in Cabo San Lucas!Part 4 - ATV's and other randomness in Mazatlan!Part 5 - "The Quest For The Mexican Wal*Mart!"Part 6 - "The Salad that is better than NORMAL Sex!" & Ryan gets kissed!Part 7 - The Farewell TPR Party & Group Photos
Short version of the story! (Short version because I'm on a 55 cents per minute internet connection!)
Elissa planned a week long "Surprise Birthday Party" cruise for my 40th birthday and invited some well known TPR regulars!
And the rest is what is happening on the cruise right now!
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Welcome to Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday Surprise Cruise!!!
That's right bitches! Time for a TPR cruise 2010! Follow this for regular updates!
Our very first TPR Group Cruise! What familiar faces do you see?
As always...a TPR trip comes complete with lots of sausage.
And wherever there is sausage there is always Guy's A$$! (That's a great place to hide a sausage!)
TPR loves these Royal Caribbean Voyager class ships. Perfect for our group!
And this photo validates this entire update as a "theme park" trip!
Hanno gets the BOOB CREDIT!
Did Dave decorate this ship???
Sail away...goodbye Los Angeles....good riddance!
Time for some mini golf.
KidTums has this down!
"Meh...screw using the damn club!!!"
Hanno! Jump on that boat! It will take you home!
And thus starts a full week of the "drink of the day!"
Thumbs up for the drink of the day!
It's the "California Table!!!"
The WINNERS of the first trivia contest of the cruise...this table full of TPR lunatics!
S'Mores = The best themed slot machine EVAR!!! (well next to Chainsaws & Toasters)
Stilt walkers on the ship??? William would be so jealous!
And now...it's time to party!!!
"Hey, what's with the starfish? Remove those suckers!!!"
"This is only my 8th long island iced tea if the night!"
"Wait...IS that William???"
There's a party on my cruise ship...
One of these dudes likes women...can you guess which one?
"Hey look! It's Fire and Ice shots!"
"That was not a good idea!"
For those of you who have been wondering what happend to "Quaker" he's now a topless go-go dancer on Royal Caribbean cruise ships!
Go Quaker! Go Quaker! Go Quaker! WE LIKE TO *DANCE!!!*
This is the "heart of the ship". I think I'm creeped out by it?
Time to work off all those shots!
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