Photo TR: Derek, Nicole, and James do SFNE

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Photo TR: Derek, Nicole, and James do SFNE

Postby DerekRx » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:59 pm

Being up in Albany this past weekend, the original plan was to hit up The Great Escape. However, we decided to change our plans and hit up SFNE instead, as James (Canobie Fan) agreed that it wouldn't be too unbearably crowded this early in the season. Nicole had never been to the park before, so I wanted to get her on Superman as well as some of the other good coasters like Cyclone, I guess that's it. But yeah, she needed the credits and they had a lot. Plus I assumed the weather would be hot and they have a pretty cool looking waterpark, and I need me some Nicole in bikini action. :br :b (Sadly, it was only in the lower 70s, so that didn't happen :cry: )

Getting to the park at opening (actually earlier but guests can't understand that you only pay the guy at the parking toll, not ask him all your questions for the day), we ran right to Superman, and our plan to hit all the coasters before any sort of crowd appeared would have worked wonderfully...if the employees at the park moved even remotely as fast as turtles. However, the majority of them in the whole park were so slow with checking restraints and dispatching trains that I think some were actually moving backwards.

With one train operations on the woodies, extreme stapling on everything, smokers in the queues, linejumpers, inability to use Qbot properly, and a general ho-hum attitude from the employees, it definitely felt like the old Six Flags New England I loathed so much. I'm glad to see Great Adventure improving last year and this, but New England pretty much stayed where I've always known it to be, even back in its Riverside days. We'll see how Great Adventure is doing soon enough, onto the pics from this wonderful day.
Welcome to SFNE. At least the park looks nice, and they're proud of their good coaster
Typical holding at the gates until 10am with a song and dance, then unleashing the fury upon the world of SF
First stop of the day, Superman, what used to be my favorite coaster in North America
Only with such slow operations and extreme stapling to the point that the lapbar is entangled in your intestines, it kinda moved down a little in my rankings
One ride on Superman done and we decide to hit Thunderbolt before chaos engulfs it. Always a 1 train operation, now with extra wait time because of Qbot AND super slow checks
Quick, to the crappy SLC before the line gets too long. Nothing worse than waiting a long time for something you know stinks
From Mind Eraser you get a good view of Supercan: Rattle of Steel! (in its defense, I think most of the rattling comes from the back "wing" of each car on the train rustling in the wind from all the speed)
Mind Eraser had probably the most efficient crew all day, and was even running 2 trains! James, what are you doing with that napkin, do you have built up earwax or something?
No! A prime example of why it's called a "hang and bang" Plus the shaking and shimmying now also delivers kidney blows, thanks Mind Eraser and Vekoma!
Hooray for New England's first B&M. This will be good, right? I mean, check out that loop!
A little rough in the flatspins, but it has a compact layout, steep lift, and a good zero-G roll. It may not be too intense or unique, but at least it's not as lame as Hydra
The newly moved Crime Wave looks good next to Batman, but why didn't SF think to put both of these in the DC Comics Superhero Adventures section of the park!?!
Astroworld's remains sure are better than the log flume that used to be around here.
Not as spinny as Cypress Gardens', but still fun, and not too wet. Though Nicole wanted to get wet to see if the ops were at all creepy like the ones on Log Jammer at SFMM.
OK, this is the best thing in the park, the dog show. At least it was all energetic, unlike the other SF employees. Shapiro, train the dog to operate the rides, please!
Not even a pretty vertical loop entrance can make me happy to ride a Boomerang, especially one sent from SFKK
Nicole says "I don't wanna be a credit whore anymore"
Pandemonium, no longer a Mr. Six attraction, sorry Mike
Good thing for single rider line, the regular wait was way too long for this! And the crew wasn't too shabby with dispatches
The skycoaster has a pretty cool location, up on a hill. Of course, these people chickened out when up at the top and had to be winched back down. Wonder if they still had to pay full price?!
Ah, the Riverside Cyclone, one airtime filled least back in the day. Check out that first drop, no not the one the train is on, the one they painted over under that!
Though there is still some moments of extreme air, the ride has so many trims now it just meanders around for much of the duration. Sometimes you think it's going to stop on the course completely and just stay there
and sometimes it does stop completely! Like when they added the 2nd train midday and testing it empty and "cold", resulting in a "temporarily closed" sign, thus a cleared out station except for the 3 of us. TPR party in the station for the next hour! (We'd have ordered Papa Johns, but I didn't have my Platinum Card with to pay for it.)
After like 7 guys pushed it, it finally made it though the rest of the course. Greased the track, sent the trains like another 6 times, and hooray, we got to ride (and with the rest of the train empty, except for us in the very back)
Ug, the Catapult. At least now I got both of these credits. This one was much lamer, with a lapbar that continued to keep retracting throughout the whole ride. As Kelly Clarkson would say, "Never Again"
Who needs a Wipeout when you can have the Justice League shop. At least they put it in the DC area instead of like Crackaxle Canyon though!
The park couldn't decide if it was Poison Ivy's Twisted Train or Poison Ivy's Tangled Train, so they just said "Catwoman's hotter, let's just give her a ride instead"
Sideboob on the family coaster, Welcome to Six Flags!
SFNE tried to alter Superman to have a more Maverick-esque 1st drop. Shortly after this picture, the whole ride fell into the Connecticut River
But Aquaman was holding out for an Aquatrax, so he summoned the carp, mackeral, and other creepy river creatures to rebuild the ride on dry land
Lots of people in this shot are going "weee, we're having fun for the next few moments, and then we have to get off this ride and wait more. Now we're getting sad" (and then there are the people about to get on the George Foreman grill only to say "ouch, this is painful, why did we go on this??")
So filled with airtime, and pretty much a perfect steel coaster. If this was at Cedar Point, it would have gotten the Golden ticket every year since 1998, even though the ride wasn't even built until 2000!
I finally remembered to ride Houdini, which had no wait and 2 obnoxious kids sitting (laying) behind us the entire ride. Yet the ops did nothing about this. Guess it'll take someone getting killed before action is taken.
Lots of spinning, it's always nice to ride a Huss Frisbee, especially when you don't get puked on. Watching a riot almost start behind you over linejumping is fun too!
and I'll leave you with one final shot of one angry coaster. Of course, if I lived at this park and knew how awesome I was but was underappreciated and being reduced to what I currently am, I'd be angry too. Heck, I'm angrier just going to this park. Thanks SFNE!
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Postby easytoremember » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:13 pm

Ha. I had never been on a George Forman before I went to SFNE, and once on it, I was thinking the exact same thing. WHY?

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Postby ginzo » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:14 pm

Only with such slow operations and extreme stapling to the point that the lapbar is entangled in your intestines, it kinda moved down a little in my rankings

I've been getting a ton of stapling this year. Are operators trained to do this nonsense? It's like they're told to jump up and down on the restraints until the rider gets internal bleeding. On my first Maverick ride yesterday they checked the restraints 3 times, and pushed mine down further each time.

What's the point of this anyway? Stapling isn't any safer than putting the bar down to the correct position. It just hurts more.

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Postby BarryH » Sun Jun 24, 2007 7:22 pm

Great photos!

Too bad about James' injury. :(

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Postby Meteornotes » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:38 pm

Thanks for the report. Sorry you had such a sucky day. Good to know I don't need to go up there again if that's how they're going to run the place. Looks like "Clean Safe Fun" is really taking hold. Keep up the good work, Six Flags!

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Postby 307 » Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:47 pm

Dude we were thinking "No way can this George Foreman Grill be that bad, everyone is just a bunch of wusses!"


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Postby CycloneMan » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:29 pm

The same thing happened to me on Mind Eraser at Six Flags America!

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Postby funkybadger » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:54 pm

Thanks for the nice TR guys! Saves us from having to post pics since we were just there Friday. Though I must say that Rich's photos of Catwoman looked a bit more pornographic than Derek's if that's possible. Ride of Steel was incredible, but Dark Knight definitely had some of the worst-but-so-easily-solved-if-you-aren't-a-moron capacity issues I've ever seen.

Six Flags Great Adventure was good this evening though. We even got 5 (oh yes, FIVE!!!) rides on El Toro, including two rides in a row and the last ride of the night. Wow. Just ... WOW!

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Postby Wes » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:01 pm

S:ROS needs a paint's almost the color of Mind Eraser from the looks of those pictures. Maybe they'll give it a solid rehab over the winter. It's a shame to let a steel coaster as amazing as Superman degrade in quality.

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Postby Canobie Fan » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:09 pm

Yay bloody ear photo! ::|

And for you lamers like me.. Here is a video of Cyclone stuck ::)


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