robbalvey Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) WARNING! This update contains content that some people may find offensive or crude. If you are easily offended, turn back now! If you're not, be prepared to read an AWESOME update! Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday Cruise! Part 1 - Arrival and checking out the ship Part 2 - Photoshop contest, Chris gets drunk, & all dressed up! Part 3 - Ziplining and getting smashed in Cabo San Lucas! Part 4 - ATV's and other randomness in Mazatlan! Part 5 - "The Quest For The Mexican Wal*Mart!" Part 6 - "The Salad that is better than NORMAL Sex!" & Ryan gets kissed! Part 7 - The Farewell TPR Party & Group Photos Hey everyone! Short version of the story! (Short version because I'm on a 55 cents per minute internet connection!) Elissa planned a week long "Surprise Birthday Party" cruise for my 40th birthday and invited some well known TPR regulars! And the rest is what is happening on the cruise right now! If you want to keep updated, Follow us LIVE on Facebook! Welcome to Robb's Fantastic 40th Birthday Surprise Cruise!!! That's right bitches! Time for a TPR cruise 2010! Follow this for regular updates! Our very first TPR Group Cruise! What familiar faces do you see? As always...a TPR trip comes complete with lots of sausage. And wherever there is sausage there is always Guy's A$$! (That's a great place to hide a sausage!) TPR loves these Royal Caribbean Voyager class ships. Perfect for our group! And this photo validates this entire update as a "theme park" trip! Hanno gets the BOOB CREDIT! Did Dave decorate this ship??? Sail away...goodbye Los Angeles....good riddance! Time for some mini golf. KidTums has this down! "Meh...screw using the damn club!!!" Hanno! Jump on that boat! It will take you home! And thus starts a full week of the "drink of the day!" Thumbs up for the drink of the day! It's the "California Table!!!" Mmmmmm...plain pasta! The WINNERS of the first trivia contest of the cruise...this table full of TPR lunatics! S'Mores = The best themed slot machine EVAR!!! (well next to Chainsaws & Toasters) Stilt walkers on the ship??? William would be so jealous! And now...it's time to party!!! "Hey, what's with the starfish? Remove those suckers!!!" "This is only my 8th long island iced tea if the night!" "Wait...IS that William???" There's a party on my cruise ship... One of these dudes likes women...can you guess which one? "Hey look! It's Fire and Ice shots!" GULP! "That was not a good idea!" For those of you who have been wondering what happend to "Quaker" he's now a topless go-go dancer on Royal Caribbean cruise ships! Go Quaker! Go Quaker! Go Quaker! WE LIKE TO *DANCE!!!* This is the "heart of the ship". I think I'm creeped out by it? Time to work off all those shots! More updates soon! If you want to keep updated, Follow us LIVE on Facebook! --Robb Edited June 5, 2013 by ernierocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RCFreak Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 one. Were you actually surprised? two. Holy Smokes you are looking AMAZING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Robb - you can definitely tell from that last pic that you've lost weight, you look more like you did a couple years ago! haha Hector beat me to it, but I agree! ugh too bad this couldn't have been like 2 weeks later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Robb is wearing the 3 WOLF MOON SHIRT!!!! We are powerless to deny his sexiness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chroniq Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Great photos.. Makes me wish I was on a cruise right now. Surpised you guys aren't on Oasis of the Seas? Happy Birthday! Chris "only on my sixth long island iced tea" Con Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 What an awesome surprise!!! And yeah, I concur, your looking sexy my friend. Happy 40th!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Looks like a grand birthday week with some great folks. Very cool! Concur with the others, you've lost some weight in the last picture. Kudos! And a thank you for the stilt walker pics. Made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjune4991 Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Robb is wearing the 3 WOLF MOON SHIRT!!!! We are powerless to deny his sexiness! It would be even greater if he had the 3 Hippo Moon Shirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Was the show sponsored by Chrysler? (Look at the Pentastar...) Looks like y'all are having fun! Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrautWithAltitude Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Hooray Robb´s dropped those damn pounds! I´m happy to see that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeT Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Happy bithday, Robb ! I wish someone will ever organize this kind of party for me...AWESOME ! George "el jealouente" T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 Yeah, I've lost about 30 pounds since the beginning of November...only about 30 pounds left to go! BTW, I just posted a few more "Chris drunk" and "Quaker Dancing" photos in the update above! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Robb, since you're married, would you mind passing over whatever chicks you get with that 3 wolf moon shirt to me? The power of my 3 wolf moon footsie pajamas (which I DO actually own) hasn't seemed to kick in yet. That looks like an epic party voyage, happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastersrule85 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 ^^Wow, that's awesome!! Don't worry, I found the 30 pounds you lost! Please feel free to take them back whenever you want! Actually, way to go! I've been losing my 'battle of the bulge' for the past month, horribly, but now I'm motivated again! Looks like you're having a blast! Happy (belated) double 20th birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frozenflames Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Yom Holedet Sameach L'Atah, Robb! Which is Hebrew for Happy birthday to you!! A surprise cruise sounds like a great present! You are lucky to have friends and family that would do something like that! The cruise looks like it's going to be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotdane Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Amazing! So sad I wasn't able to make it! Hope your Birthday Cruise is awesome, Robb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiminn6 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Wow your lucky, I love Royal Caribbean! I hope you have a great birthday cruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 More photos of Chris drunk please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Clinksalot Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Yeah, I've lost about 30 pounds since the beginning of November...only about 30 pounds left to go! Wow, I thought my 30 since July was good, but that's damned impressive!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!!! PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!!! We all know that Chris really wants to go down on something OTHER than the shot glass. What else could it be? Everyone that enters a photoshopped version of this picture to our Cruise thread on TPR gets a Bag-O-Crap! Be sure you post your photo and EMAIL DAN with your name and mailing address! mrt0ad13@aol.com Irish Car Bomb for the jew...not a big deal! These two shots will make EIGHT! NO CAPTION NEEDED! Chris is faking it! You want me...just admit it! I said it on our Transatlantic cruise and I'll say it again now... This salad is better than "normal" sex. Elissa and Colin have entered the slut tournament. If you get a high score you win a slut. OMG! They won!!! "Tap that button as fast as you can. Just like you do in the shower!" --Royal Caribbean Slut Tournament Host Ooooh! If only it was real! Joey and Big Mike and going to win some sluts! Joey made it to the final round of the Slut Tournament!!! It's easy to spot our groups cabins! We have the "Royal Family Suite!" Our balcony...amazing view! And yes Quaker is totally crashed! It's formal night! Elissa shows off her dress. How will she ever fit into that? We are just hanging out in our stateroom! Royal Family Suite Stateroom room #1. Royal Family Suite Stateroom room #1. Watching the sunset from our stateroom balcony. I'm cute dammit! Send me presents! (gift cards will do!) Wow! TPR members all cleaned up! Very...very sexy! Moinab and her family look amazing! We pressure washed the California Table and look what happened! "Hey baby, can I fork you?" This is the happiest moment in Hanno's life! More to update tomorrow! SUBMIT YOUR PHOTOSHOP ENTRIES NOW!!! Edited June 5, 2013 by ernierocker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinTheAttendant Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Not my best attempt, but a contribution nontheless TRACTOR BEAM!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightguy84 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 i was gonna make him suck a cock but not sure that would be an accepted picture so i made this one instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dammie16@vt.edu Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Not the greatest rendition of photoshop, but I'm just learning! Small enough to gobble right up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane 26 Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 My first attempt Official Entry... lg michael Butt Raider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted January 12, 2010 Share Posted January 12, 2010 Phoned it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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