Blizzard Beach was fun.... but the TPR Party was epic...
Now it's time for TPR members to get half naked.
You guys all ready to remove clothes?
Blizzard Beach is themes to a ski resort where all the snow has started to melt.
Summit Plummet and Slush Gusher. Two of the best body slides in the world!
Summit Plummet (themed to a ski jump) is still the tallest and fastest straight drop body slide!
Blizzard Beach gets the Big Mike seal of approval!
Larry's pounding a beer...what does that mean? TPR Party has begun!!!
IllumiGaytions Act 1: Gay Pride FunNoodle!
Big Mike is in charge of the grill!
MORE BEER!!! We need more beer!
The woman barefoot in the kitchen. WHERE SHE BELONGS!!!
Dogfish Head Punkin Ale. Only the best for TPR!
How much more beer do we need??? To answer EMAIL DAN!!! firstname.lastname@example.org
. First 10 people with the right answer gets a bag of crap!!!
Scott is so drunk right now he's hitting in Emily!
Raw meat anyone???
"Act II of IllumiGaytions as soon this zombie kicks in!"
Act II of IllumiGaytions - "Look at how I can balance this bucket of Baccardi on my head!"
Act III of IllumiGaytions - "Look at how I can float and drink at the same time! BITCH PLEASE!!!"
Intermission from IllumiGaytions includes some shots drank from a bendy staw between two scoops of flesh that seem to defy gravity.
Ready for Act IV of IllumiGaytions?
"We worship you TPR! We will drink the Kool Aid!"
Bottoms up BITCHES!!!!<11 minutes pass...>"Hello Orlando Police Department - we would like to report 10 dead bodies in our pool...looks like there was a tragic accident and they have drown...poor things.."<evil...EVIL grin!!!>
IllumiGaytions Act V was 19 minutes of Piers acting VERY gay. BLIMEY!
Act V of IllumiGaytions ended with a depiction of noodle murder co-starring Robb.
INTERMISSION! MORE SHOTS!!! Oooh...what is this mysterious red liquid? This could make for some fun in a cup!
"BITCHES PLEASE! TAKE YOUR SHOT!!!"
Ok everyone...on the count of three...TAKE YOUR SHOT!!!
Elissa: "MWAHAHAHAHA!!! They all just drank hot sauce, chicken chunks, and pepper!:Piers: "Hoorah!!!"
BEER! EMERGENCY!!! **GAG** NEED BEER!!!
*CALL THE HOSIPITAL!!! PIERS AND ELISSA JUST TRIED TO KILL ME!!!**
***GAH!!!*** It's like drinking a dirty diaper!
IllumiGaytions continued with GLOW FOR EVERYONE!!!
GLOW AND NOODLES EVERYWHERE!!!
Look at me...I'm Geordi La Forge...yes, I'm THAT drunk!!!
And IllumiGaytions ends with a final HOORAH of glow, sex, and most importantly, ALCOHOL!!!