The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

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Postby Meteornotes » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:43 am

Hmm, perhaps Ice Bat might show up during this sessions of the B&A show. Only if you meet his extensive list of demands, of course.

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Postby Not For Sale » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:55 pm

Just a reminder, folks, The Bryan and Adam Show Live will officially start on this Saturday, around 10-11 am EST. There will probably be some photos before that, but Adam and I won't be meeting up with each other until then.
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Postby Not For Sale » Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:44 pm

We were live today, and we'll be the next day! And the next day! And so on! And so forth! What a wonderful trip! I've been up for 24 hours! I won't remember posting this!
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Postby jedimaster1227 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:18 pm

To make up for lost time, The Bryan and Adam Show (also known as the Adam and Bryan Show) has dug into its archives to give you this small outtake from our Season 1 finale...

Enjoy... Or else you'll have a crying Bryan on your conscience forever. ;)

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Postby mcjaco » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:36 pm

Bryan is so playing Guitar Hero in his head.

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Postby Not For Sale » Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:37 pm

^Rock Band.
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Postby mcjaco » Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:28 pm

^ Whatever. You were secretly rocking. Stop with your nonchalant cavalier attitude, young man. We're on to you!

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Postby Not For Sale » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:34 pm

Season 2? What? That'll be the day...

Adam and I went to DHS and Epcot and took a camera crew. This is what they found.
For the purpose of continuity, Bryan Stoll (who plays "Bryan") wore the same outfit as last time.
CONTENTS OF BAG: One (1) hoagie, Five (5) cans of soup, One (1) orphan, One (1) large plastic bag to keep orphan away from food.
Mickey Mouse hates Chinese people, especially their theaters. ALSO, IT WOULD BE NICE IF THE ORPHAN WOULD STOP TALKING OVER ME.
The workers are going hoooome. The workers are going hoooooooome. The workers are going hooooooooooome yeah yeah yeah.
You remember Coca-Cola Bandstand, right? They opened up for Dr. Pepper and the Pepperonis on the Delicious and Refreshing Tour back in '24.
Mickey hates Oops Malpractice. Because he's Chinese. The people would've gotten that joke IF MY ORPHAN WOULDN'T TALK OVER ME.
Adam Malpracticestein, MD. Mickey-approved.
Adam hoped that touching two references to The Bryan and Adam Show would complete some sort of electrical current. He was wrong.
Then we went on Discovery Mountain.
BEEP BEEP. BOP BOP. I'm a black robot, m***********.
I'm sorry about that last caption. Here, take this gift that isn't a bomb.
See, what we did in this shot was have it nice and low to the ground to make it look like our hero car is going faster than it is.
They closed down the old entrance very shortly after the infamous Bryan and Adam audition.
So we ended up kinda following these guys. They led us to Epcot. They were also kinda mean to us. They told Adam to "go Jew off".
This is where me and Adam will be setting up camp for The Sum of all Thrills. That's what the cans of soup are for. The orphan is for going to get us Mezzo Mix.
Of course, we had to train him on where to find the Mezzo Mix. It's right next to Adam's armpit hair.
See, you take a cup, and fill it with Mezzo Mix. Then you think about how delicious and refreshing a genuine Coca-Cola Classic would taste.
DO NOT DO THIS. Now, go into Innoventions and save us our spot. We'll be there later.
We're not above making poop jokes here.
Here's the story behind this picture. We all thought the world was going to end in 2007 because the Epcot calendar doesn't go past it, much like the Mayans in 2012. Adam is pointing outside of the time line, being happy he predicted the world still existing.
This would be in the textbook of Trip Report 101: the pose of a pose.
The next million pictures are from this. You think I'm kidding, but it's trip report gold. You'll see.
This is honestly my favorite picture of me and Adam ever. Just look at it for a while then come back to the TR.
How cute! Porktuguese!
No more puns, Bryan. You're above that.
Then it got all deep on us.
Yeah, we actually chose retirement. Because we care about the future, which I hear is alive today.
Then it coached us on how to deliver a baby.
It worked! We got our very own baby! We named him H1N1.
Adam hates topical humor, so we named him Ratzenberger.
So Adam dropped Ratzenberger off on the CAT scan place. He had a hard time letting go.
So they took him in for his CAT scan. I should probably mention Ratzenberger has a terrible disorder where his brain made out of chili. It's rare, but it happens all too often.
Dr. Oops Malpractice showed us what he very well could be like if the operation would be a success.
You're right, Dr. Malpractice. It is up to us to decide. We decided to go ahead with the surgery.
Goodbye, Ratzenberger. Best of luck during the surgery.
No! Adam, what are you doing with Ratzenberger?!
"It's very dangerous to stop in the middle of such a complex chili removal!" said Dr. Malpractice, pictured above.
For once, Oops Malpractice was right. Ratzenberger was dead.
I'm so sorry, Ratzenberger. It was never supposed to be like this.
Goodbye, sweet prince.
Ratzenberger, you'll be missed. You're in a better place now. In hog heaven.
Little-known fact: trees are scared of escalators. They could be in front of one for years and never step a foot on it.
You guys know what time it is, right?
Um, trying to practice my drumming here, dude.
Oh, did you want some privacy when changing into your tracksuit?
We decided to call it quits after all the fastpasses for HISTA were gone. Come visit us as we wait for The Sum of all Thrills, okay? Thanks for reading!
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Postby SharkTums » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:42 pm

I couldn't keep reading after the picture of Adam's armpit hair.

It greatly disturbed me.

Although I was somehow strangely surprised that he had some manly hair.

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Postby downunder » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:29 am

Interesting report Bryan Adams.

I see you have finally hit puberty Adam, congratulations!

Oh and stay from those pigs, you want to stay nice and ceromonially clean for when you perform TPDave's circumcision as mandated on the 2008 East Coast trip.

I so want to be in LA and/or Orlando for HHN, if I could ditch work, I'd be on the first plane over.


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