robbalvey Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (edited) TPR's West Coast Trip Updates - Day Zero - Sightseeing, Hollywood, and Pacific Park! (Scroll Down) Day One - Bay Area Bash - Six Flags Discovery Kingdom! Day Two - Gilroy Gardens! Day Three - Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk Day Four - California's Great America Day Five - Six Flags Magic Mountain Day Six - Scandia Fun Center & John's Incredible Pizza! Day Seven - Universal Studios Hollywood! Day Eight - Sea World San Diego! It's time for another TPR trip! This time around, we're hitting So Cal, baby! That's right! All the Hollywood stars and silicone implants you can handle! We'll spend the next week and a half checking out just about every park California has to offer from the San Francisco Bay Area all the way down to San Diego. (And a few of us will head out to Las Vegas as a bonus!) Anyway, on to some photos... We'll start this trip off with a sightseeing tour of Los Angeles - TPR Style! (Don't worry, there IS a credit involved!) "Sunset Blvd....WE LOVE IT!" ... well, not really. Yup, pretty much palm trees and blue skies. All we need are some models with fake boobs and this photo would be complete. This is where you go if you have a bazillion dollars and want to spend it on expensive dumb things...like a diamond encrusted dog collar. Yup. Ahh, now here is where all the action happens! Well, if you're pan handling for used grease that is... Yup, here we have many buildings of Hollywood. Some new, some old...yeah. Here is the Chinese theater. Oddly enough you won't see any Chinese people here, nor will you have the ability to eat Chinese food. But you CAN see the latest Harry Potter movie. Michael Jackson was apparently into weathered looking flowers and Jesus candles. Who knew!? "Has anyone seen Tom Cruise?" "I went to take the Scientology test and they just told me GET OUT!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!" KidTums is shy around her favorite star. Now it's time to leave Hollywood and head to our next spot... ...that's right! Beverly Hills!!! Hey, um, guys...try not to look too excited, ok? FOOD! EAT!!! YUM!!! OM NOM NOM!!! Yay! We made it to the BEECH!!!! Wait, make that beach. Yeah. Wow! That is some IMPRESSIVE peeing! And here we are...Santa Monica...home to the first credit of the trip! "What did you say about sharks?" "Can this slightly retarded boy stop bothering me? I'm trying to build a massive sand castle!" OMG! I see COASTER TRACK!!! As we pass under this octopus skeleton, we will be closer to the first credit of the trip! TPR takes over the Pacific Park West Coaster! And this is what it looks like when you have a lot of forehead in your shot. It does go right out near the water! TPR takeover of the kiddie drop tower! Because, well, we're all about the right mental age for this. TPR takeover of the pirate ship!!! (Note - is that a man or a woman? I seriously can't tell!!!) "Don't be scared Chris...you're going to just looooove being the meat of our Scrambler sandwich!" *wink* The sun sets on Pacific Park. This is where sad clowns come to die. Two of the people in this picture are children. Is it KidTums? Is it Elissa? Is it Piers? If you know the answer... EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com I'm CRAAAAZY baby truck driver! GIMME SOME CANDY!!! Pretty. No really. It's pretty. When you are very drunk and you will crash your car and kill random people, take one of these yellow cars with lights on top instead. This has been a public service message from Theme Park Review. It was time to head back to our hotel for even more random craziness...someone said "Let's go rent a video" and we all thought that was a GREAT idea! "Here we are! Hitting the streets of Los Angeles! Porn newspapers and everything!" Um, rent a movie? An ADULT MOVIE?!?!? WARNING!!! THE FOLLOWING SECTION OF THIS UPDATE INCLUDES PHOTOS FROM INSIDE A PORN SHOP! YES, A PORN SHOP. YOU CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE TYPE OF PHOTOS THAT WERE TAKEN WHILE INSIDE OF A PORN SHOP. IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY PHOTOS FROM INSIDE A PORN SHOP YOU SHOULD STOP READING NOW. WHILE ALL THE REALLY HIGHLY OFFENSIVE STUFF HAS BEEN BLURRED OUT...STILL...THESE ARE PHOTOS FROM INSIDE OF A PORN SHOP! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! YES!!! A fantastic porn selection! Something for everyone!!! We found blockbusters like "Night of the Giving Head." "When MILFs Attack!" Oh, c'mon, are people REALLY into this??? This one was my favorite!!! "WHITEZILLA!!!" I, of course, am still fond of the classics. Thanks to daddy's porn collection, these are the flicks I grew up with! And then we saw it! "SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN!!!" Oh, wait, that's NOT what that says! **SHOCK** "It's theme park related, so we have to get it!" Help Tyler decide...should he purchase "Paul Blart Mall Cop" or "Six Fags Magic Mount Him?" To tell us which one you think he should buy...EMAIL DAN!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com Neil and Jenn? Homeless??? Wow, I had no idea these TPR trips were THAT expensive! (note - yes, that is a jug of his urine in the top of the cart) Well, it was time for our drive up to the bay area...and guess what we watched on TV? That's right! Yo Gabba Gabba and the amazing SHARK ATTACK 3! We saw this for about 6 hours. Yawn! Our hotel in Santa Clara was awesome. It was right next to Great America and everyone had roller coaster murals above their beds! Goodnight Intamin! It was time for another "TPR Snack Exchange" where people bring or make snacks from all over the world...and we eat! A LOT!!! "I was really fond of Natalie's balls." "But Jason's candy sushi was awesome as well!" We are all being cleansed. We took this opportunity to rob Piers of some of his trade skills. Tyler's hair took all of about 30 seconds to cut. Elissa's on the other hand was a bit more tricky... Is this a haircut or date rape?!??! Ta-Da! "You are beautiful honey!" (I'm talking about Piers) Um, what EXACTLY is Mike Austin doing in the pool?!?!? The night was almost over so you know what that means? That's right! Piers drinks...a LOT! Hey everyone! Get ready for our first park day tomorrow! Six Flags Discovery Kingdom & Bay Area Bash!!! Ok, ok, fine...keep drinking.... And that concludes our first update from the West Coast Trip! Yaaaay! I hope you all enjoyed it and remembered to Email Dan! If you didn't go back and email him RIGHT NOW the answers to the questions. More to come soon! --Robb ps. Thank you to everyone on the trip who contributed photos! Edited July 15, 2010 by robbalvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazekiddd Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Yay! This is the way to cure Post Trip Depression!! Speaking of which, I'm still stuck on Pacific Standard Time!! Oh why can't I freaking just sleep already!!! Thanks R&E for an amazing trip! Thanks William for the most awesome scavenger hunt ever!! Seriously it made for two amazing days at Disneyland!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFChris Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 The only thing more disturbing than that one porno is that the sticker says 'previously viewed.' That REALLY makes me want to buy it Gross! Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weathers Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 weird movies (TO EXPLICIT!!!) I live near Santa Monica and i haven't been there in like... over a year. I feel so sad now.... ':cry:' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazekiddd Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ^Then you probably shouldn't have gone past the disclaimer! Oh and I want to hear Tyler's musical again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snicket Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Awesome! This brought back so many memories of my high school jazz band trip to LA in April...same hotel and everything. Our trip was really ghetto, the hotel was undergoing some remodeling so it was covered in scaffolding and constantly under construction. The only places to eat really close by was the shady-looking McDonalds or the even shady-er looking Taco Bell/Pizza Hut next to the adult superstore with homeless people sleeping outside. We were harassed by a homeless guy in McDonalds one night...it was weird and scary. The management told us not to worry...apparently he shows up every night and is quite friendly. We made the mistake of going to Hollywood at night. We saw Jack Sparrow, a guy in a Barney suit, Wolverine, a guy in a purple bra, and a Jimi Hendrix impersonator. We were also harassed by a group of legalize marijuana supporters (To which my friend said "It smells like it's already legal around here"). Good times... And the theme parks were good too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ash.1111 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 "Six Fags - Magic Mount Him" ... CLASSIC! I'm depressed now! I so wanted to go on that trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Ah, I-5 through the bountiful San Joaquin Valley. The region where I grew up. Note that I no longer live there. Did you pass the exit for Patterson on your way to the Bay Area? That's my hometown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pianojohn Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 And then we saw it! "SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN!!!" Oh, wait, that's NOT what that says! **SHOCK** Classic!! They even got the font type down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I'm just glad that this isn't the direction that the TPR DVD's are going in. Seriously looks like this is going to be a great and hilarious trip thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Looty Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I wonder if Timothy Bottoms stars in Six Fags as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegasCoaster Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 That has to be the best gay porn title out there. I never knew SFMM was that well known so other people would get the word play. Looks like a great start to what I'm sure was yet another great TPR trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Awesome! This brought back so many memories of my high school jazz band trip to LA in April...same hotel and everything.Our trip was really ghetto, the hotel was undergoing some remodeling so it was covered in scaffolding and constantly under construction. You stayed at the Holiday Inn. We were at the hotel next to it. Not the same hotel as you. We actually knew that the Holiday Inn was under construction and it was one of our deciding factors NOT to stay there! --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 With a start this epic, I can't wait to see the rest. Great stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Omg, what an awesome update! I miss TPR! Can't wait until next year for trips... -JZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms13 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Ahhh...what a great start to what Im sure will be a great report. Looks like you guys had fun, and it was only day one. Only thing that sucks is that I will not be able to go on another TPR trip until 2011, and this reminds me of what Im missing... But thats life. ^^And haha, great review Tyler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyyyper Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I am SO glad I arrived that late on the 4th. Which reminds me, I really need to start putting my own PTRs together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazekiddd Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ^LAME! It was awesome and I didn't even watch the dvd (odd I know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 SFMM ERT must have been rough, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
printersdevil78 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 My girlfriend wants to know if we would have gotten $5 off "Six Fags" had we brought in a Coke can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
televisedconfession Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 If only Mr. Six made an appearance as Mr. Sex. I'd pay to see that wrinkly man Mount Him! Excited for the updates! Thanks Robb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 That trip to the porn store was one of the most amazing things we have ever done on a trip. I still think we should have gotten Tyler an escort from the LA Xpress paper. dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bebes Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 More Fags, More Fun. 6 Fags! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfmmrules! Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 I've been waiting forever for the California TPR trip pictures! Glad to see some are posted. Have fun at SFDK BUT PLEASE PEOPLE I'M BEGGING FOR YOU TO SKIP KONG!!! DO NOT GO ON IT!!! UNLESS YOU WANT A MAJOR HEADACHE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY!!! DO HOWEVER RIDE Medusa,Roar,V2 all day long!!! Have fun at SFDK-my home park. Don't miss the water rides & Shouka!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krazekiddd Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 ^The trip is already over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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