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Postby oldgitben » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:21 pm

cheers rob, your a legend!

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Postby robbalvey » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:28 pm

Sorry it's been so long since the last update. I'd like to say I was busy, but probably was just lazy (nah, we were busy!)

Anyway, here is the final installment of Tokyo Disney Resort Photos! Enjoy!

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Why is the word "Waffle" always funny?

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Here is the new Tokyo Disneyland Hotel. It's swanky. In fact, you need to be dating Hillary Swank in order to stay here.

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OMG! HIDDEN MICKEY!!!!

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"25 Minute Anniversary!" No, seriously, the park was just built 25 minutes before we got there. 30 minutes ago is was just a plot of dirt.

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I don't know how I missed Journey to the Center of the Earth when we were at Mysterious Island.

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No one was allowed to walk in that lower section because of all the needles on the ground.

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No one wanted floppy gyoza today.

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Women turn into demons when they ride this.

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Raging Spirits didn't suck....no, I know! It's hard to believe...but it's true.

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This has never been photographed...until now.

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On the hunt or the Loch Ness Monster.

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"My green thing is bigger than yours."

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You know the monkeys are in a good mood when they have bananas. Watch out if they start throwing rocks.

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Random wall photo.

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Coconut popcorn is freaking amazing.

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Wow, this looks good...but what is it made out of?

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Oh...maybe it's not so great...

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OMG...is that what I think it is? YES! JAPANESE MEXICANS!!!

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"KidTums won't even eat her lard because of the awesome Japanese Mexicans!"

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You really haven't lived until you hear the Japanese Mexicans play "Besame Mucho"...well, unless you've recently been on Boardwalk Bullet, because not even Japanese Besame Mucho can top that!

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Debbie Downer needs a Red Bull!!!

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Wow, we are slobs.

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Strawberry popcorn is exactly like coconut popcorn...except strawberry.

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It's DCA's Tower that isn't quite as sucky.

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Just in case you forgot what the name of the ride was, here it is in obnoxiously bright neon green writing.

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I love this.

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More Proof that Japanese Indy kicks all sort of crap over California Indy.

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Normal popcorn makes chicks strong.

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RANDOM TURTLE ALERT!!!!

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This is not a space ship. It's a giant vibrator for Rosie O'Donnel.

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"Hi. My name is Steve. Can I be your princess?"

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This is the pirates ride but yet I see no place to download music.

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We found Nemo!

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Dammit! That was NOT what I was hoping would jump out of the cake!

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Anyone else think that Pete's Dragon could be the worst movie ever made? Did you ever have to sit through that crap? If not put it on your Netflix list RIGHT NOW, watch it, and then you can say "I've seen the worst movie ever made!"

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"I'm CRAAAAAZY Haunted Mansion Holiday Scary Face Guy! GIMME SOME FETUS!"

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Um, WTF just happened here? How about we go back to the park that had NO LINES for anything!!!

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Much better!

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That's not lighting, that's an ACTUAL alien descending upon Space Mountain!

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This is correct.

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HA! HA! Martin!

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Here's a roller coaster shot for the nerds.

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"Sorry honey, I'm going home with this Haunted Mansion Hottie!"

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Women afraid of beavers. Ironic!

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Martin is clearly jealous of Mike's furry threesome.

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WTF? I can't understand a damn thing Stitch is saying!

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Good thing we have our trusty little magical translation device thingy's.

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And finally we end these Disneyland updates with the ultimate in Furry pictures. That's right, those two dudes on the left love to dress up as Little Bo Peep and her sheep and terrorize children in their sleep! (...at dorney park)

Thank you again for reading!

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Postby BasD » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:49 pm

Great update Robb, I was waiting for this one to come :D.. I would really love to go to Tokyo Disney Land.. But that won't happen the first 5 years I guess..

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Postby Wes » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:11 pm

Good update, but it was severely lacking in any sort of lava monster coverage. :( :(

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Postby cfc » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:48 pm

Anyone else think that Pete's Dragon could be the worst movie ever made? Did you ever have to sit through that crap? If not put it on your Netflix list RIGHT NOW, watch it, and then you can say "I've seen the worst movie ever made!"


How can you say that about a movie that "stars" Helen Reddy, Jim Dale, and Mickey Rooney?

On second thought, how can you not say that about a movie that "stars" Helen Reddy, Jim Dale, and Mickey Rooney?
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Postby stratamaster120 » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:13 pm

This is not a space ship. It's a giant vibrator for Rosie O'Donnel.


LOL!

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Postby PoisonedPirate » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:42 am

cfc wrote:
Anyone else think that Pete's Dragon could be the worst movie ever made? Did you ever have to sit through that crap? If not put it on your Netflix list RIGHT NOW, watch it, and then you can say "I've seen the worst movie ever made!"


How can you say that about a movie that "stars" Helen Reddy, Jim Dale, and Mickey Rooney?

On second thought, how can you not say that about a movie that "stars" Helen Reddy, Jim Dale, and Mickey Rooney?


Pete's Dragon is a brilliant film! I will not stand by and watch you trash a film from my childhood! Prepare for my imaginary dragon battle!
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Postby robbalvey » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:04 am

PoisonedPirate wrote:
Pete's Dragon is a brilliant film! I will not stand by and watch you trash a film from my childhood! Prepare for my imaginary dragon battle!


I will see your imaginary dragon battle and raise you one candle on the water!

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Postby BeemerBoy » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:28 am

robbalvey wrote:Anyone else think that Pete's Dragon could be the worst movie ever made? Did you ever have to sit through that crap? If not put it on your Netflix list RIGHT NOW, watch it, and then you can say "I've seen the worst movie ever made!"

I could go into a Hallmark moment about how special Pete's Dragon was to me as a kid. How Candle on the Water was one of my Mom's favorite songs. And how I can still remember seeing that movie in the theater with Mom. And how I always anxiously waited for that part of the Main Street Electrical Parade. But I won't. I won't do that at all.

You are heartless, Mr. Alvey. Heartless, I tell you.


But hey, AWESOME report! Thanks for posting so much Japanese Disney goodness. You rock....when you're not being heartless. ::lol::
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Postby Teacups Make Me Sick » Thu Apr 16, 2009 9:35 am

Very cool report...except for the Sleeping Beauty in drag, creepy.

What do those (awesome) boats in the water do? Are they on a track or can you drive them around freely??

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