Guy T. Koepp Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I might say this was an awesome TR. But then I would be saying something inapropriate, offensive and rude. So I took a picture of it. It's not blurry, I'm just moving very fast, at a funny angle, in portrait, cause I'm so damn tall, and fast, uphill, at Hong Kong Disneyland, with Manta testing, while women wait here to board, in my pants. Guy "This is epic!" Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI Jizzman Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Wow, Manta looks like such an awesome ride! The trains look great, the restraints look non-existant! And it looks like that FACE member on the train gets a snack ....while riding! What an (epic) and (awesome) TERRIBLE and NOT SO BRIEF TR, Wes! -JZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster_dad Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 In the words of those famous philosophers Wayne & Garth...."WE"RE NOT WORTHY!!!!" Thanks, Wes. I was was highly entertained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisZer0 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Wes, Another great TR man! I kind of felt bad for the seal in the first section of the TR, looking all bloated and sad..But then I saw the Japanese Chick in a short skirt and that made me get happyface... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wes Posted March 4, 2009 Author Share Posted March 4, 2009 Dear people reading this, If you plan on travelling to RSAL STUDI APAN, do not, I will repeat this, DO NOT, get close to any Tin Robots or Lions. They will ruin your trip, and possibly your life! Oh. Look at how the Tin Man and the Lion are looking at Dorothy...it's almost as if they are picturing someone else...... While I thought a store full of Hello Kitty merchandise would take my mind off of my sexual assault, I only felt more scared and traumatized. "I averaged 15.7 PPG throughout my entire NBA career." Oh hey, a STORE FULL of Sam Cassell merchandise! The rest of the assault is not fit for any mind, and has left me scarred for probably MY WHOLE LIFE. "YES!! LET'S RAPE THE BOY!!" But now, the trap is set, they begin to invade my personal space. I am helpless to stop the oncoming attack. Oh hey, this is just an innocent photo (OR SO YOU THINK). A lion, myself (I am in the beanie), and a Tin Man. That is sweet... "I am a Tin Man, I WANT TO RAPE EVERYTHING!!!" DO NOT EVER GO IN HERE! Do you like NOT being RAPED? Then heed my warning, STAY AWAY!!!! Dammit, sorry. This picture is blurry. Stupid camera. Oh HEY! They have a roller coaster here! Wow! I think this is their park transit system? I forget. Dunno what this is. Unfortunately, there is NO HUMOR to be had in a large fake shark robot busting out of the water while the tour guide screams in Japanese and shoots it. It's not funny. At all. Unlike other (inferior) versions, this JAWS faithfully recreates the movie I remember from my childhood (we only got one station, and it was in Japanese). A DEAD SHARK! They even faithfully recreated the "Ernest Borgnine Memorial Weather Shelter", a landmark of California. This street is 100% modeled accurately after the streets in Los Angeles. DO NOT WORRY! I have provided you with SUFFICIENT photographic coverage. Perhaps you are LOOKING AT THIS thinking "Gee, I do wonder what this mascot looks like from a different angle". Well... What a coincidence! RSAL STUDI APAN features a "City Walk" NOT UNLIKE a park near me, Universal Studios Hollywood. The park is also known as NIVERSAL. Also, look close, you may see a floating dismembered head of Hello Kitty menacing the southern hemispheres. Let's go visit Osaka's major theme park, RSAL STUDI APAN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groteslurf Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 This is indeed a great & funny TR. I love the captions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeemerBoy Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Placeholder for an obvious and inevitable "more awesomeness" comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjohnson51 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Oh I was reading this in my school library and I actually had to take breaks from laughing too hard. I got some looks out of the corner of my eye. AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COASTER FREAK 11 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Wes...this is a perfect look for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 What is this? ET--Master Ninja? Really, it looks like a whole army of alien ninjas are out to kick our butts and insert probes into unmentionable places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 ^Maybe Pat Morita made a recent stop in Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Pat Morita is dead! Thanks for bringing that up. Guy "Mr. Miagi! Noooooooooooooooooo!" Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Wes has depleted the Colin's Green Machine funding due to the amount of urine placed upon Guy's sofa. Thanks a lot, jerkface. Hopefully the tin-man will accidentally chop his leg off and "stump you". Seriously, this is amazing. It made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplepills Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Hahahaha. Some of the best captions ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegoRed Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 I could not stop laughing at the Sam Cassell reference. Wes you are AMAZING!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electerik Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Eh, that was okay. It needed more RAPE. /Why is the Japanese park the only one with a JAWS sign (in English)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisZer0 Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Octopus Ball Mascots, Perverted Park Furries and Sam Cassel...nothing but greatness...Wes, is there any room on the planet you live on for anyone else, because I sure could use a change of atmosphere man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEADCHEEZ Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 Wes, you never fail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiSab Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 That censorship pic nearly made be spit my Dew on the computer screen. This PTR is so full of WIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisZer0 Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Did they at least use protection? Thats the important part. No Glove, No Love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packfanlv Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Wes it was nice of you to help lubricate the Tinman. Good stuff! Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not For Sale Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 I'm getting physically ill. It's unfair how good this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra Commander Posted March 5, 2009 Share Posted March 5, 2009 Anymore pictures of Studios Japan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted March 5, 2009 Author Share Posted March 5, 2009 REGARDS, I hope this letter finds you of able body and sharp mind. This installment brings you the JOYS and WONDERS of La Qua (aka The Qua) and Tubs O' Zoo (aka multiples of a tub of zoo) along with some of the shocking examples of city life from the wretched hellhole of Tokyo. I ask you to enjoy, but I direct you to be careful! Haha, well! Will you look at what that shirt says? That's something you don't see in America. That's funny! Boobs! On a shirt! Fire hose line...or something DIRTIER (Sexy Saxaphoooooone sound effect here) A HELLO KITTY BUS LINE? WOWWW meh Where are stairs for GO DOWN, if you know what I mean. (If you don't: Go down is a common urban slang for performing oral pleasure on a sexual partner. fyi.) Some may say the Japanese built this tower to compensate for their small penis! Some may say that! "Another girl? Naw naw babygirl, I left that monocolored girl holding the fishbook back in Hong Kong. Alls I wantz is you!" Back in the wilds of Toceo at night they have all these crazay lights! Sadly, much like your mother and favorite pets' lives, the goose parade must come to a sad and unthrilling end. =( GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE OMG HAHA that hand looks like its gonna poke ur EYE OUT!!! THREEEEE DEEEEEEE Ok kids, put on your 3D GLASSES....NOW!! And now....GOOSE PARADE WILL BE PRESENTED IN 3D!!!!! GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE GOOSE PARADE IT IS A GOOSE PARADE Tubs O' Zoo has a parade every day, but it is unlike any other parade. "You know what you've done." Look at him...it's like he's staring...into your soooouuuuuul The Projectile Penguin, the worlds only penguin that can be easily shot out of a cannon or low level missle silo. Hey! Wow! These animals are very cool. They are really tall so they can eat stuff off of trees and they got crazy long necks! Sadly, I could not find the proper insertion place for my japan quarter to ride these gentlemen. If you put a japan quarter in their neck, you can ride them. Hey! Another park! Tubs O' Zoo! It's like a zoo IN A TUB!! You may find yourself on a JR line, and you may be made uncomfortable by a yellow skinned man with no pupils staring at you. This OLDE TIME picture (you can tell its OLD because its sepia and grainy and they are wearing TOP HATS) shows the emporers of Japan enjoying SOZ(PLD)æ¿ Storm Otter Zebra (pronounced like "debra") Rider Go Go, aka SOZ(PLD)æ¿ and one of its many camelback airtime hillz. YOU may think this JUST a boring old park, but it's actually site to Japan's first roller coaster: Storm Otter Zebra (pronounced like "debra") Rider Go Go Can you spot me? (HINT: I am wearing white sunglasses; also I am not a doll.) DO NOT BE FOOLED: Unlike SOME video games teach you (I'm looking at you Mario Kart) walking up the upward arrow does NOT make you go any faster!! Can YOU spot the HIDDEN MICKEY? There are so many opportunities for this poster to be the best thing ever, and unfortunately every opportunity is not taken. Shame on you, advertisers. La Qua (aka The Qua) and their two mascots Ogibald The Yellow Mammal Thing and Ogibalda The Yellow Mammal Thing But With A Vagina. Also see if you can spot me in this picture (hint: I HAVE WHITE SUNGLASSES ON). Next thing you'll tell me there are roller coasters that spin?!?!?! CONICAL PIZZA has enough magic to make DIABETICS APPEAR OUT OF THIN AIR TO EAT IT!! YES! Pizza (which is FLAT and ROUND) but somehow in a CONE (which is cylindrical and cone shaped). Will wonders NEVER CEASE? Not this, though. There is a very good reason to visit this place. Our first destination was Tokyo Dome City, the entire city of Tokyo built in a dome! Fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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