A BRIEF and TERRIBLE Photo TR From Hong Kong & Japan

Pt ∞: The Qua, Tubs O' Zoo, and GOOSE PARADE IN 3D! Pg 6
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Postby Wes » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:15 pm

Dear people reading this,
If you plan on travelling to RSAL STUDI APAN, do not, I will repeat this, DO NOT, get close to any Tin Robots or Lions. They will ruin your trip, and possibly your life!
Let's go visit Osaka's major theme park, RSAL STUDI APAN.
The park is also known as NIVERSAL. Also, look close, you may see a floating dismembered head of Hello Kitty menacing the southern hemispheres.
What a coincidence! RSAL STUDI APAN features a "City Walk" NOT UNLIKE a park near me, Universal Studios Hollywood.
Perhaps you are LOOKING AT THIS thinking "Gee, I do wonder what this mascot looks like from a different angle". Well...
DO NOT WORRY! I have provided you with SUFFICIENT photographic coverage.
This street is 100% modeled accurately after the streets in Los Angeles.
They even faithfully recreated the "Ernest Borgnine Memorial Weather Shelter", a landmark of California.
Unlike other (inferior) versions, this JAWS faithfully recreates the movie I remember from my childhood (we only got one station, and it was in Japanese).
Unfortunately, there is NO HUMOR to be had in a large fake shark robot busting out of the water while the tour guide screams in Japanese and shoots it. It's not funny. At all.
Dunno what this is.
I think this is their park transit system? I forget.
Oh HEY! They have a roller coaster here! Wow!
Dammit, sorry. This picture is blurry. Stupid camera.
DO NOT EVER GO IN HERE! Do you like NOT being RAPED? Then heed my warning, STAY AWAY!!!!
Oh hey, this is just an innocent photo (OR SO YOU THINK). A lion, myself (I am in the beanie), and a Tin Man. That is sweet...
But now, the trap is set, they begin to invade my personal space. I am helpless to stop the oncoming attack.
The rest of the assault is not fit for any mind, and has left me scarred for probably MY WHOLE LIFE.
Oh hey, a STORE FULL of Sam Cassell merchandise!
"I averaged 15.7 PPG throughout my entire NBA career."
While I thought a store full of Hello Kitty merchandise would take my mind off of my sexual assault, I only felt more scared and traumatized.
Look at how the Tin Man and the Lion are looking at Dorothy...it's almost as if they are picturing someone else......

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Postby Groteslurf » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:15 pm

This is indeed a great & funny TR. I love the captions :lmao:

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Postby BeemerBoy » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:21 pm

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Postby bigjohnson51 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:45 pm

Oh I was reading this in my school library and I actually had to take breaks from laughing too hard. I got some looks out of the corner of my eye. AWESOME!

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Postby COASTER FREAK 11 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:46 pm

Wes...this is a perfect look for you ;)
Sexy Wes.jpg

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Postby cfc » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:04 pm

What is this?


ET--Master Ninja? Really, it looks like a whole army of alien ninjas are out to kick our butts and insert probes into unmentionable places.

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Postby dandaman » Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:27 pm

^Maybe Pat Morita made a recent stop in Japan.

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Postby Guy T. Koepp » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:05 pm

Pat Morita is dead! Thanks for bringing that up. :cry:

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Postby TheStig » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:17 pm

Wes has depleted the Colin's Green Machine funding due to the amount of urine placed upon Guy's sofa. Thanks a lot, jerkface. Hopefully the tin-man will accidentally chop his leg off and "stump you".

Seriously, this is amazing. It made my day!

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Postby Purplepills » Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:22 pm


Some of the best captions ever.


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