And now! The final installment of "Cruising with Theme Park Review 2008!"
Since we are one of these “Biggest Cruise Ships in the World” that has a Flow Rider, we decided to treat ourselves to a little bit of TPR ERT! Everyone ready?
How about a little bit of Flow Rider video?
Be sure to watch the most epic wipeouts ever! (Elissa’s mom has a good one!)
Elissa’s got the launch and ride down so far.
Joey is holding on for dear life!
Look Big Mike! It’s Elissa’s mom!!!
Surf fatty!!! Surf!!!
“I think I see a nickel!”
The Flow Rider brings out the best in Kristyn!
Who invited General Zod on our trip???
Kneel to Zod!
“The only thing between me and death is this tiny yellow board…”
Hey Big Mike!
The next day we found ourselves in Cozumel, Mexico. As you can see, it’s a very family friendly!
Cozumel is where we chose to get dressed up in Special Olympics head gear and cruise around Mexico in dune buggies…
Maybe this wasn’t such a great idea!
Here we are in the jungle full of Mexican dirt!
“I really could have used a pair of goggles…”
“Um, there are boobs in the road?”
These were the terrible people in front of us that kept crashing into stuff.
Oh, good…it’s a beach.
“Hey Dave! Aren’t you going to go get Ice Bat?”
“I hate you guys so much!”
It’s ok, Dave, to make up for it we got you a Mexican massage!
“Hey, are those hands Kosher?”
We also had the most awesome 6,000 chicken fajitas ever!
Yes because you don’t want Mexico to be a huge stinky mess!
Shopping in Cozumel – You can cure a lot of headaches!
These were right next to the kids toys!
The T-Shirts in Cozumel are always the best!
Some of them are pretty stupid…
Some of them are absolutely true…
And every once in a while there is an OMFG hilarious one!
Apparently this is what Mexicans in Cozumel look like (the scary dude, not the jew!)
This can certainly apply to a few US parks!
Yup, that’s our ship! Our time in Mexico is over.
Dave loves to eat Falafel.
Even the dessert looks sexy!
The carpet monster is riding the towel monster!
If it weren’t for the elevators, I would never know what day it was.
The ship was all decked out for the Pirates parade and festival.
Kristen does her Chris impression…. “ICE…COLD!”
Here were are with the most awesome head chef in the world! Don’t I look so much thinner standing next to him?
Mini Golf on the cruise ship…CHECK!
That’s right bitches! We ordered *SIX* entrees for dinner!
“And I have 4 desserts…bitches!”
After dinner we had a game of “Dirty Word Scrabble” – not as dirty as in previous years, but still pretty funny!
BAR CREDIT!!!! (Not for you Kristen!!!)
It was time to use our “free pull” coupon…nothing for Jewy. =(
“I’ll take that for $100 please!”
As we sail off into the wide blue yonder… this year’s cruise comes to an end…
…Next Stop… BOOMERS!!!
“Hello, I’m here to get my Dania Beach Hurricane credit…”
POV SHOT! OMG!
How about a POV Video? Check it out here:
http://www.themeparkreview.com/coastert ... bhurricane
More coaster porn.
“Safety First…accidents a close second!”
And now our long drive down Alligator Alley to Elissa’s parents house…
(Is it just me or does that look like The Simpsons sky???”
Hope everyone has enjoyed this year’s Cruising with Theme Park Review updates!