rollercoasterfreak91 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Cruises are incredible - Looks like you guys had a great one. That ship is huge! Oh, and Elissa, you're not the only one to get stuck on a zipline. I ride one where they had the Olympic bobsledding in Salt Lake City (Crap, SLC means two different things! ) And I stopped about 100 feet before the end. And when I asked the guy how often it happened, he said not very often. LOL...I'm not the only one anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USCoaster Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Hmm--contrast your location with mine. Looks like blue skies, temps in, what, the 80s? Here, at Lake Tahoe, it's been snowing, the temperature was 1 this morning. Not exactly zipline weather. Looks like an awesome time to be in a ship on the Caribbean. I'm not sure where at Lake Tahoe you are, but Heavenly Ski Resort does have a zip line made by the same company that did the one in Haiti and from what I have seen, you have a beautiful view of the lake on the way down. However if you aren't skiing at Heavenly, you have to pay to take the gondola from South Lake up the mountain and then pay to ride the Heavenly Flyer. Its easier to just add the price of a ride onto a lift ticket I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Things that make this update awesome: Stilt Walkers Indy Jones ref Doc Ock ref (think carefully) and.... BUUUFFFEEEEETTT!! Crazy zip lines too. Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Yeah, were not sure what we want yet. We just know that we want to go on a cruise, and go to Disneyworld. We'll just decide when it gets closer to spring break. I'll keep what y'all said in mind when we decide though. One question before I forget. Is there things to do for the entire family on the disney cruise, or is it just things for kids? We are taking our whole family, and I want us all to have fun. There is a lot to do. I went on a Disney Cruise in like second grade, but we know people who do them all the time (we prefer royal Caribbean, because they go everywhere) but my friends have done them recently and so have my grandparents. There is tons of stuff to do, my friends saw a bunch of new movies, a comedian, a hypnotist, and full stage shows every night. My main suggestion is if you have young brothers or sisters(like between 5-8) make sure they have autograph books and stuff, because on the last night all the characters were there, and me and my sisters were the only ones without an autograph book. If you want to go to Disney World and cruise, Disney can't be beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugart Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Things that make this update awesome: Stilt Walkers Indy Jones ref Doc Ock ref (think carefully) and.... BUUUFFFEEEEETTT!! Crazy zip lines too. Wow! Dont forget the Weird Science ref, I LOL'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 (edited) Our next stop was Jamaica Mon! Today’s excursion of choice is the “Canopy Tour” and no we aren’t going to buy ceiling tile from local shops we’re going to fly through the trees at 50MPH! “I like it when the Jamaican men adjust my helmet strap.” “Give me all your money! Just kidding mon! HA HAAAA!!!” Ahh, the bug spray safety sign. I love this part “DO NOT SPRAY DIRECTLY ONTO FACE!” “YO YO! DJ Woman in da HOUSE!” So here we are wandering around a jungle in Jamaica. This is the part where load us into a truck, kidnap us, kill us, take our money and eat our flesh! Um, guys, I was ONLY KIDDING!!! The last picture you will ever see of any of these people. Ok, well they didn’t kill us, but we have to go through these series of intense zip lines or they’ll rape us until we die. Is there any better kind? I just want to point out that the zip line harness make EVERYONE look sexy! Except for Joey! JUNGLE ZIP LINE POV!!!! Now it’s time for some video! Check out our video from the canopy tour: [tprtv]http://themeparkreview.com/coastertube/play.php?vid=canopy640[/tprtv] OW! MY BALLS! Ooooh! MY BALLS!!! Um, it’s not the zip lines I’m worried about, it’s these platforms with the 30 foot drop off!!! “Hi Ladies! My name is Joey…if you want someone who can under promise and over deliver than I’m your man!” “Hey world! Check out my ass!” MORE JUNGLE POV!!! Wow, that zipline has a LOT of give! BUFFFEEEETTTTT!!!!!! Why so serious??? Much better!!! Wait…what’s going on here?!?!? After the tour is was all the Red Stripe and Jerk Chicken you could possible swallow! Aww…where is Joey supposed to go to the bathroom? Kirby: Why do they put ice in the urinals? Kevin: It tastes better! NOTED!!! I suddenly feel a LOT thinner! GIANT MAN BOOB WARNING!!! We survived Jamaica! Ok F**kers! Back on the boat! “You guys suck! You went ziplining while I sat here in the kiddie pool!” “Dude, don’t even put that bowl on my head trying to make me think it’s a zipline helmet! Nope! Ain’t working!” Steal my bucket and I will KICK YOUR ASS! Have we mentioned that the art collection on the boat is um…. “odd?” Tonight was “formal night” with Prime Rib, Lobster, yum! “Dude, it’s ok! It’s beef not ham!” Pictures of Dave shoveling food in his mouth are even better when he wears a tie! Even Domokum and Ice Bat got all dressed up! Yum! Top Sirloin Steak! “Ok, which of you wants the first bite?” Elissa loves licking balls! Sure is! And we’ll end with a lovely little gift that Russell gave to Robb! This is called “Santa f**ks a cruise ship!” Amazing the things you can find in port! Anyway, hope you liked the update! Be sure to watch the video. Next up will be an hour of ERT on the Flow Rider!!! --Robb Edited June 22, 2020 by robbalvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Great update Robb. I loved the video, really loved it. I sent it to 3-4 of my friends and all of us laughed at the shake that chick/Jew bits of the video. Can't wait for Part 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacemtfan Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 Why is there ice in the urinal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ghost Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 You guys are so LUCKY!!! I remember when I went on the worlds largest cruise ship "the voyager of the seas" which is now no big deal. It is standard, although, the indoor ice rink was still pretty awesome. Anyway, your pictures are awesome and Kidtums looks pretty pissed in the kids pool LOL. Thanks for the pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeatleBen Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I've never been on a cruise. So seeing these cruise updates definitely raises my interest in doing a TPR cruise one day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xmeister Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 You guys are so LUCKY!!! I remember when I went on the worlds largest cruise ship "the voyager of the seas" which is now no big deal. It is standard, although, the indoor ice rink was still pretty awesome. Anyway, your pictures are awesome and Kidtums looks pretty pissed in the kids pool LOL. Thanks for the pics Voyager of the Seas is still one of the largest cruise ships in the world FYI. At around 135,000 tons it is only slightly smaller than Liberty of the Seas. Thanks for some more great pictures Robb. You guys sure seem to love your ziplines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 "Show 'em you can reach the second platform, man!" Nice to see all the shameless Joey jokes continue on this excursion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 “Hi Ladies! My name is Joey…if you want someone who can under promise and over deliver than I’m your man!” Best caption ever! Alana & I were rolling! Also, is it just me or are Elissa's boobs bigger? Cause usually black clothing slims and hides. But in this case, they were accentuated. The WCB logo never looked better. Robb, did you knock up your wife again? Guy "Nothing gets by me. " Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fnmatrix Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Ok, the santa cruise ship thing looks completely wrong. The "funnel" for the ship looks like something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neogreeneyez Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 This guys veins are CRAZY... Holy veins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnome Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Ok, the santa cruise ship thing looks completely wrong. The "funnel" for the ship looks like something else. red rocket red rocket! haha. Sick asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thunderguy345 Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 looks really fun. Hope i can get another cruise someday soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 O-o-o-o-o . . . steak smothered in butter . . . o-o-o-o-o . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 What exactly is steak butter? is it a special butter? Or is it just your typical Land O Lakes on steak? I know I can Google it myself, but it's Christmas Damn it! Some one give me a present! Guy "You know what daddy got for Christmas? Daddy got hosed!" Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Wood Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I live through you guys. Could that be anymore fun? I think not and the people seem so warm too.Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight Attendant Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Ah... I hope someone did the "Surf and turf" thing with dinner... You did mention that you were attempting to lose weight BEFORE the cruise, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted December 25, 2008 Author Share Posted December 25, 2008 Ah... I hope someone did the "Surf and turf" thing with dinner... You did mention that you were attempting to lose weight BEFORE the cruise, right? Yeah, some of us did the surf n' turf. I personally don't like seafood so I didn't have it. And yeah, I dropped about 20 lbs right before the cruise which I totally needed which I'm pretty sure I put most of it right back on! --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guttermouth Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 The ice is in the urinal to keep the smell down. It sounds wierd, but it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRapidsNerd Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Another great update! Thanks for taking time amongst all the busyness to include all of us in the fun. Formal Domo and Icebat were a hoot! "Shake that Jew!" Cheers and best to everybody there (even if the trip might be over)! EDIT: Great Googly Moogly! When did Sexy get BACK?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Wow, I have never seen Mr. Thomas in a suit and tie. I am going to pass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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