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Postby Not For Sale » Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:11 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, the last day of Cypress Gardens Adventure Park.
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Banana George is going on unemployment.
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All of the automated teller machines were out of order.
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I couldn't find the Thunderboldt on the map.
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Ooh, the island in the sky is open!
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Hold it.
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Yeah, doesn't look like it'll be opening today. Or ever.
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So lonely.
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Oh yeah, Kim was there. The Fiesta Express was her 250th credit.
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Also, Neil.
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I can't think of a caption to make this picture any better.
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Neil has mastered the art of posing for candid photos. Next to him is Tori.
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Next up was the Power Circf.
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He's a master at this.
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THERE we go!
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And this is why I don't ride these.
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Well, this seems like a great idea.
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With our handsome host, Doug Benson.
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With his faithful sidekick, Mario Batali.
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Well, that's enough of that.
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Does that pumpkin have a cameltoe?
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Just 2 more pictures to the absolute highlight of the update.
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Not you, really bad Elvis impersonator.
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Why of course, it's the kinky scarecrow!
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You can stop reading now, it's not going to get better than that. Oh yeah, this is the line for the Starliner.
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Read the last sentence.
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Starliner's seat belts are shorter than an Intamin's.
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Then we went on the firefighter kiddie ride.
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And boy did we fight fire.
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Imposter Tim Allen!
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Bye bye!
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Postby grinch1313 » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:10 pm

Wow, Bryan, that was quick! I just got home a half hour ago!

I had a great time today. It was mostly hanging out with the three of you that made it fun, though.

Cypress Gardens was OK. I would have been really disappointed if I had paid $40 to get in, but it was worth $10.

The lady operating the Fire Truck ride was the best ever. When asked if adults could ride, she said "What are they gonna do, fire me?" And Neil and I broke the ride. It didn't lift all the way up until the very end and then fell all the way to the bottom. :shockr:

Fiesta Express was my 250th. I rock! :lolr:
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Postby televisedconfession » Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:10 pm

Who da poo dy?
I'm da poo dy!
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Postby WillMontu » Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:29 pm

Read the last sentence.

They used the wrong form of "its"

Good pictures otherwise!

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Postby Hotlanta » Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:54 pm

Good job Bryan on fulfilling my demand. I am sure the demands will only get wackier from now.

Please wait while i think up some new crazy ideas. :lmao:

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Postby KrakenKing » Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:20 pm

Man, wish I did go to Cypress like I was planning to yesterday, I would've ran into you all, lol. Oh well.
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Postby Homer » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:43 pm

Imposter Tim Allen has such a nice, full pedostache. :lolr:
-My butt has touched 112 roller coasters, how unfortunate.

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Postby Not For Sale » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:23 pm

You have arrived at the Universal and Downtown Disney TR for 11/25. ALL of these photos were generously provided by Adam. Please direct all hate mail to him.

I won't be able to fulfill and demands for a while, but I am still accepting them!
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Let's start this off with a bang and show construction of the future whopper bar thing. Yep.
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I forgot that this place existed. Nice to see you again, old chap!
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We went to go see T23D, but were stopped by this police blockade.
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Officer Woodpecker spots us. Run. Like. Hell.
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This is the part when Jack tried to give Adam a back rub. He wouldn't budge.
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Adam ran into a TPR friend. I forgot his name. Internet, huh?!
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Do you really need me to come up with a caption for this one?
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I just blue myself.
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Over at the Hard Rock Cafe they had a really big guitar hero controller without any buttons. What gives?
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Seuss Landing is damn charming around Christmas.
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Adam got...intense with the tree.
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If you're playing along at home, this is when you get annoyed with me.
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The Lorax dons his gay apparel. I said that.
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Stupid Mythos refusing to serve us because we're Jewish. Adam says it's because they closed at 4:00, but I know their tricks.
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I call this "Roth Crossing the Delaware"
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Move over. Harry, there's a new boy in town, and his name is Dryer.
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Aaaaahahhahahaha
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING THE PRIZE SLOT?!
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Hi Cameron. No, that's not sweat, we went on Jurassic Park.
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I call this "Roth Crossing Into Mexico"
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Uh, Mr. Banner, I think your fly is unzipped.
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He told me to gently caress his legs. So I did.
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Over at Pleasure Island, we put on huge fake smiles upon seeing the Jews represented.
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I can has force?
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The camera adds 10 pounds. And 3 feet.
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I had to go to Goofy's Candy Co to get some stuff for family and friends, and Adam decided to make this monstrosity.
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2 seconds after this photo was taken, Adam died of diabetic shock, and he wasn't diabetic. The end.
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Postby Swimace » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:18 am

As always, that was hilarious. You can never have enough Universal Studios.

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Postby SharkTums » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:05 pm

Adam and Bryan are this decades premier comedy duo! Well done!

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