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Postby STR8FXXXINEDGE » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:14 pm

These updates are amazing!

Thanks for taking time out of your trip to share them with us.
I'm not sure if I could use those sinks. It would be a little embarrassing to get aroused while washing your hands, haha.

I know I'm a little new here so I hope I don't get bashed for saying this, but is Hot Fuzz Rich just eating those cheerios cause they look like mini donuts?

I'm really looking forward to the rest of the updates!
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Postby disneygurlz2s » Mon Sep 01, 2008 7:47 pm

You guys are freaking amazing and we are so jealous. Except for the part where you nearly died on the shuttle coaster. We could live without that. But the scenery and random wackiness.... wow!!

We absolutely triple love the pics of KT with the little Chinese babies. We're sitting here just cracking up at the Gang Bang picture, and the one with the little Yul Brenner guy. Can't wait to see more!

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Postby Spideyfreak » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:02 pm

Ok Robb, the second to last picure was enough. But that last one just scarred me for life. :lmao:

Looks like you guys are having fun.

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Postby PointeBreak » Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:24 pm

Haha. That update was even better than the last. Some of those captions had me burst out laughing and rather violently. :lmao:

Yeah, I want to check that restaurant out with those weird-as bathrooms, what's the name of it/location?

Hope all these earthquakes and things going on in Asia won't affect you, there seems to be so much happening.

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Postby DegoRed » Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:35 am

Robb, was that last caption a family guy reference...if so, bonus points to you for working that into a TR

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Postby krouvi » Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:14 am

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I can't believe you put your legs to touch the floor on a PUBLIC bathroom. I would like to have one of those sinks at home.

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Postby BeatleBen » Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:18 am

It's funny. I've never thought of traveling to a place like China before. But by checking out the TPR updates, it seems like they have some wacky stuff that would interest me in taking a future trip there.

Lovin' the updates!!
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Postby robbalvey » Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:56 am

DegoRed wrote:Robb, was that last caption a family guy reference...if so, bonus points to you for working that into a TR

And you get bonus points for picking up on that reference!

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Postby Jew » Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:05 am

BeatleBen wrote:It's funny. I've never thought of traveling to a place like China before. But by checking out the TPR updates, it seems like they have some wacky stuff that would interest me in taking a future trip there.

Lovin' the updates!!


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Postby robbalvey » Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:23 am

Today we visted two, yes TWO China amusement parks!

First up was Beijing Amusement Park and then Sun Park. I'll be honest...we rode a LOT of crap today! But it was fun crap! And there were certainly some stories I'll never forgot...like that time where I rode the Togo Loop Screw and the restraint didn't lock and the only thing holding me in was the seatbelt wrapped around the restraint...Yeah! That happened today!

Ok, onto the photos....
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Yup, we are at Beijing Amusement Park...at least I hope so...that's what the sign says.
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More group photos!
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Yes, the name of the coaster is "Super Speed Cool Cool bear." It was closed when we got to it because they needed to change a wheel on the train. "Come back in 10 to 15 minutes." Ooooookay!
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So first we'll go to the Togo Loop Screw for some real good pain.
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See that seat belt wrapped around the restraint? Yeah...well, not all the restraints locked so for me, that was the only thing keeping me from Togo Loopin DEATH!
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NERD SHOT!!!
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This is two days in a row now I felt like I *could* fall out of a coaster. I love China! =)
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We didn't hesitate at all to get back to Super Speed Cool Cool Bear...it's very odd that they have two totally different trains on the track!
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Joey sites in the "Big Thunder Death Seat!'
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The rest of the group looks equally as worried! BTW, watch out for the donkey punch near the end of the ride!
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I'm CRRRRRAAAAAZZZZYYYY Disk-O Monster! Feed me some PEOPLE!
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It *looks* like a normal Top Scan...
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Nope! Just another Chinese knock off!
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Optimus Prime says "come ride me, bitches!"
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Joey found a place that sells Chinese knock off dradels!
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Chinese Carousel credit for KidTums!
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This is just so creepy that I don't even know where to begin...
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And just like many other parks in Asia....yup....giant Ferris Wheel!
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Do we even dare give it a try?
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HIDDEN MICKEY!!!
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Meat on sticks with a bonus "crunch." We don't know what the crunch is and I think we're better off that way!
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Wow! Look! Someone else has cloned KidTums!
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Hmmm...I think we found out what the bonus "crunch" was....
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On the way to the next park we stopped at a place that makes freshwater pearls. Do you really want to wear something around your neck that looks like it comes from the afterbirth!??!
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Check out my pearly white cock!
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The pearl shop is Elissa friendly!
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This is the entrance to Sun Park... 'Nuff said!
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Some of the park rules were very interesting.... "No Assasinations..."
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"No outside food"
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"The Brave Turntable"
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This mouse is what happens when a Hershell and a Maurer Söhne moue have sex.
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This coaster was bad...like really REALLY BAD!
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Proof that EVERYTHING is made in China!
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Uh, oh...someone better start the "Open Gates of China" webpage! The world is unsafe without it!
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We think a train fell off the track and they just bulldozed it into a pile!
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So pretty yet so CRAP!
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"Can we go back on the Togo Loopin Death Machine please?"
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"Thunderclap Tank!!!"
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"I'm on the Chinese spinning mouse...this is NOT going to end well!"
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"NOT COOL!!!!"
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Yet another mine train thingy.
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This guy is NOT having a good day!
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This cats name was "lunchmeat"
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"Lines up place"
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Chinese knock off Paris Hilton.
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This was the "cutest" coaster of the trip so far! "The "Fruit Worm Coaster!"
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Whores...filthy stinking WHORES!!!
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At least it's not a tight fit or anything!
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"I'm gonna DIE!!!!"
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"We're sorry, but George is currently closed for routine maintenance...please check back in 15 minutes as we need to change a wheel on him..."

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