If they were drunk, they should done what i did in March 2006. Drink like 5 Coke & Jacks before going, then going to MK at 9 at night with Extra Magic Hours until two. Then ride Splash Mountain like 10 times in a row. By the 4th one, you're cussing out puppets. **
**Yes, I realize those puppets are in fact audio-animatronic characters from the classic, racist madcap live-action/cartoon Huey Long-inspired,Walt-Disney-approved, motion picture "The Song of the Racist Fox and Bear", starring Cedric the Entertainer's dad, Jimmy the "Back of the Bus" Entertainer, who starred as the charming Uncle ReamUs
Anyway, I don't see why stuff like this even makes news. If this happened outside a mall, you probably wouldn't ever hear about it. I don't like how the media seems to convey the idea that Disney is not part of the rest of the world. The people are the same, only the scenery is different...
That's a pretty tame incident compared to many I've heard of at various parks, let alone the full closure of a certain park I worked at on 4/20 about halfway through the day cause of just so much crap going down.
Every year, WDW opens their doors till late for graduating seniors("grad-night"(highschool)) and their guests...yes, 14 year-old freshmans. After working at MK for a while, I've watched my pop-corn cart completely tipped over,Ice Cream cart robbed for it's bank(till), the entire Christmas Shoppe LOOTED, busted windows and all. Fornication and oral services on Haunted Mansion, and monorail "surfing attempts". Mayhem seriously takes place at that park during this time a year. The media(nearly all owned by Disney) is only allowed to report these situation every so often...
For being a passholder to disney parks here in Florida, we get a disney newsletter, the "Mickey Monitor" which revealed information on some of the renovations for the Haunted Mansion at Disney World's Magic Kingdom in Florida. I quote this directly from the "Mickey Monitor" passholder book.
When The Haunted Mansion reopens this fall, you'll notice that strange things occured. "We increased the feeling of presence and movement between guests and ghosts," said Walt Disney Imagineering Creative Show Producer Kathy Rogers.
Digital audio will give our old pal the Ghost Host the power to hop around in the stretch room, and dart back and forth on your "doom buggy." In the gallery, a lightning storm will cause the portraits to become more and more ghostly!
Even disembodied medium Madame Leota's had a face lift---literally. Her crystal ball will float in mid air! In the attic, look for an extra-creepy bride with a string of grooms, all pictured before her. Each undergoes a change as the bouquet in her hand changes to an. . .well, we cant just give it all away!
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