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Postby onewheeled999 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:31 pm

I completely LOVE those rides like Bouncy Bouncy. I rode one last year at the CA State Fair, and they say they're just a kiddie ride, but they have some crazy ejector air at the top.

And about Ramses, I build things like that in Rollercoaster Tycoon all the time. Peeps love them. :)
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Postby Nrthwnd » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:48 pm


Wow, they're really covering the country, aren't they?

I keep forgetting how easy it is to cover one country (if not more than one) in just a few hours sometimes, over there. (Depending on the country, 'course...)

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Postby larrygator » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:55 pm

this trip blows, I can't wait until it ends.
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Postby robbalvey » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:10 pm


I'm totally serious! I was expecting a park on par with the Busch parks or Alton Towers, but PortAventura is easily on par with Islands of Adventure, Disney parks, Europa, etc.

The theming is AMAZING, the rides are great, the operations are top notch, I can't say enough how great the park is.

Since it's 1:36am and I'm posting this from the bar patio I'll make this quick.

- Furius Baco - OMFG. This ride beats the living hell out of you. Rapes you and steals your children. But it's FREAKING AMAZING! It goes in that "It's amazing but I hate it" category.

- Stampida - If the ride was smoother it would be great. I think the new trains could have really hurt this ride. But we had an hour of ERT on it this morning and we all had a really good time.

- Dragon Khan - Don't ride in the green train! It's awesome! Some of us like it better than Kumba, some of us think it's REALLY REALLY close. Overall, great ride!

ok, time for photos and videos....
It's 1:36am, we're at the bar, and we're posting the update!
The entrance to PortAventura....what...what else am I supposed to write? It's a freaking sign!!!!
Furius Baco - Yup, another sign. So this ride is themed to drunken monkeys in a vineyard. Yeah...these monkeys will KICK YOUR FREAKING ASS, but you'll totally enjoy every second of it.
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Pictures do not do the ass kicking justice of Furiusly Masturbating Bacon.
We had an hour of ERT on Stampida, and the retarded yellow hat club drooled all over the lap bar.
It's no Grand National....but it's still fun!
I think my ass might be bleeding!!!
Retarded Yellow Hat Club!!!!
More POV shots!!!!
SharkTums attacks KidTums!!!
"I got Elissa's hot dog scraps!"
The Hoffman Girl has the "buffet of flavors" on her plate.
We all good wood......y
Retard Yellow Hat Club gives it thumbs up (but then again, they give EVERYTHING thumbs up!!!)

Stampida POV!!!

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Postby tigerxeyez » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:30 pm

Great pics! Once again, KidTums is so cute!

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Postby rosscoe » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:31 pm

You guys look like you are having way too much fun!

Great video by the way!

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Postby Golfie » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:36 pm

Aww no pictures of Dragon Khan? :(

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Postby ms13 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:36 pm

Watch out kidTums!!
And ew, hot dog scraps.
Great video and update! :)

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Postby Nrthwnd » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:42 pm

Heh heh.

I take it the "Retard Yellow Hat Club"

is a new group of Tpr-ers to be reckoned with? (WTF is 'reckon'?)

Like Ye Olde BOTB Clube?


Baco looks freaky. In a good keg-like kinda way, lol.

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Postby Vekoma Fan Boy » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:58 pm

Nice trip report! I loved the stampida pov! Sucks that the trims on the firdt drop are magnetic, (it suck that they are there at all too!) but atleast regular ones can be turned off most of the time.
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