Well, when we posted our first encounter with the "ghetto fair" I didn't quite think it would become and ongoing series.
But when Joey mentioned to us that there would be the "San Fernando Valley Fair" just 5 miles down the road from us, and this one looked crappier than the parking lot carnival, we HAD to go!
This fair was REALLY bad. There were almost no rides to speak of, the place was deserted, they had scary tiger and sea lion shows, and the only really "good" thing to come out of it is that Jahan got "layed" by a carnie! YES! It's true! Ok, ok, fine....Chris getting his ASS KICKED by a Llama was pretty damn funny too!
Anyway, onto the story..... (be sure to watch the video!)
Here we are at the "San Fernando Valley Fair" which actually isn't anywhere near the San Fernando Valley, but we won't tell if you don't.
"Wow! They've got a nice map and everything! This ghetto fair is going to be GREAT!"
Greeting us were the world's most terrifying clowns. The female's name was Lou! How about that huh? ;)
They had the "closet" tiger show. Where's Siegfried and Roy when you need them? Well, at the "maul" I guess! LOL! Oh....wow...that was bad....
No umbrellas please! Unless you want a face full of Tiger!
Hey! Good to know it's "Rattle Snake" season at the fair! I figured it would have been "toothless carnie" season, but we were wrong.
This was pretty much the extent of the midway. There were a few crappy kiddie rides and a wacked out Round Up, but yeah...this was it!
As you can see, the show was VERY popular that night. Those three people gave it RAVE reviews.
"Throw me to the lesbians."
We're all going to fondle some balls.
Dan was our #1 ball fondler and won Nemo, which of course he gave to Jahan. (NOTE that Jahan has gotten layed....see the video for that story!)
OMG! You can even buy a hot tub with a TV at the ghetto fair!
Forget for a second that Jewy is wearing some "FBI for Jesus hat"...just LOOK at that freakishly EVIL face he's got! OMG! The Ghetto Fair turned Joey into Halloween Horror Nights!
So yeah, we are going to ride the Zipper....
...This probably isn't going to be the best idea we've all had.....
...I swear this thing fell apart at LEAST one or twice during our ride! (see the video for the awesome sounds it made!)
Look how many of us we crammed into one car....and we're not even Mexican!!! (Yes, I know I made a racial stereotype joke...yeah JOKE...as in funny, ha ha...get over it)
Somehow I feel like I've been through this before....
Um....Wes and Chris got "gay pride" unicorns. They naned them "Tom Cruise" and "feathers". Yeah.
Titanic Slide!!!! Ooh! This is going to be painfull!!!
There goes Elissa up a dark, dank hole.
Titanic rug burns. Awesome.
Wes demonstrates "Titanic Style."
The moment before impact. Chris looks so peacefull.....poor Chris!
Ooh! It's a petting zoo....maybe we should read the warning before we go it....wait...that sign basically says "We're gonna get pooped on!"
Chris doesn't just love the goats...no, no...he *LOOOOVES* the goats!
Half Zebra, Half Donkey. Yup. It's a Zonkey!
"Hey Robb!!! I know you like Donkeys and all, but c'mon man! That's what you got Elissa for!"
Damn!!! Chris is a whore.
HOTTEST. CARNY. EVAR!!!! Wow.
YES!!!! Animal porn at the ghetto fair! Honestly, it doesn't get ANY better than this....the ghetto fair has reached it's "climax", so.....
...Mr. Scary Carny guy says "I actually got a full set of teeth! Thanks for coming to the ghetto fair!" Until next time...and there WILL be a next time!
Thanks to Guy for letting us use his photos too!
Video of the Ghetto Fair! Check out the Zipper, Spinning Dragon, Jahan gets laid, the ghetto petting zoo, and the Titanic slide! (zip version for download at the end of the update) NOTE: All onride photos and videos on this website were taken by a professional ride photographer. For yours and others safety, please do not attempt to take photos or videos at parks or ghetto fairs without proper experience or permission.
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