anyway... the guy asked me something in Portuguese and I politely responded "everything you are looking for is on the moon." He seemed satisfied with the answer and drove off! I hope he finds what he's looking for....on the moon!
Surely . . . you know a phoenix dies only to be reborn . . .
OK, so until this can get more interesting when I actually get to park and post park photos, I will continue the "Robb is bored in Portugal" section of this TR....
Here's some more photos! Yay!!!!! (Wes must be happy about this!)
This set will be called "The unnecessary detailed tour of my room."
But first, tonights dinner. It was a little scarier than last nights dinner. The pasta was kind of milky, the salad had fish on it, but...
...the random foo-foo chocolate thing still kicked Portuguese A$$!!!
When I saw the fish, I thought of this movie(you get bonus points if you know the movie)"Waiter there are snails on her plate. You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food!"
Someone mentioned being annoyed by people who take pictures of themselves in a mirror. Whoever that was, this one's for you! =)
Here is my mini-bar, filled with all the important things...Red Bull, Nordic Mist, Vodka...I think I'll have a coke, please!
There are two invisible people in my closet. For some odd reason, they have assumed the "MiB" pose. At least it's not an evil monkey!
I have a safe in my room. As you can see, my head doesn't fit in it. I just thought I would check, you know...just in case.
Here is my end table with the phone I use to call Elissa when I'm bored or horny. Mostly bored, though. There is a bible there and oddly enough it's the smallest bible I've ever seen! It's almost a pamphlet. I thought these people liked the Jebus dude
I get British TV! Yay! They are...um....doing a story on...um...French people in a swimming pool. Yeah...why can't I get that high class British Porn? "Almost....almost....almost...there we go!"
As I go reaching for the €12 bottle of Jelly Belly's I hear in my head "You don't need those!!! Grrr!!! Watch your speed!!!!"
Just like DCA's Tower, my room has a hallway. Except you won't find people's random crap in my hallway....just my crap!
Ok, this I just don't get. There are pictures of windows in my room....
...didn't anyone tell the interior designers that I actually have REAL windows and having pictures of them probably wouldn't be necessary?
This is where I'm spending most of my time over the next few days.
Here I am at my desk, typing all this good stuff to you. And yes, in case you are wondering, that *IS* a tray of butter I'm holding up!!!
And finally, what every person who is bored in Portugal does....make a stack of pillows on your bed! I hope are all enjoying this random trip report! I swear there will be park photos soon!
This is definitely the funniest random photo TR I have ever seen. I have laughed my A$$ off! Thanks for posting.
But, ugh what is with all the handkerchiefs on your desk? :shock: What are you doing, if Elissa is far away? I think I dont want to know that!
However, nice food, without the fish thing! All in all it look like you made a boring day very unusual!
--Sören "had so much fun, with this update" Schomburg
^ LMAO!!!! Those are NOT tissues!!! I throw away my *cough* dirty *cough* tissues!
Those are random pieces of paper! Let's see...one of them is a receipt from a coke I bought at the mall (you know the stupid mall with the stupid CLOSED coaster!!!!! grrrrrr). One of them was my seat assignement from my Lisbon flight, and one of them is a paper with my room number on them.
--Robb "Stupid Soren implying that all I'm doing is sitting around stretching the turtle head! Geez!" Alvey
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