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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby coasterbill » Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:28 am

Great report!

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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby cfc » Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:34 am

Animal Kingdom is a beautiful park, which makes Primeval Whirl stick out all the more.
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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby CaptainUnknown » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:52 am

Nrthwnd wrote:Nice report.

And I like the grey Flight Cap (on the left). :mickey:


Thank you! And yes, it is an awesome design. :)

coasterbill wrote:Great report!


Holy $h!t, the gold standard for trip report writing likes mine! :oops:

cfc wrote:Animal Kingdom is a beautiful park, which makes Primeval Whirl stick out all the more.


Agreed, but is there a good way to incorporate Dinos into the park without it feeling like Jurassic Park? But at the same time, did they really have to go all the way into Saturday Morning Cartoon zone?
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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby Nrthwnd » Fri Apr 12, 2019 12:21 pm

Holy $h!t, the tarnished gold standard for trip report writing likes mine! :oops:


Fixed. ;)
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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby CaptainUnknown » Sun May 19, 2019 11:21 pm

Journies 3, 4, and 5: Off the Beaten Path AKA What is This Trip Report Anymore?

I wanted to post these reports, but since I'm lazy (and I only have a couple pics from two of the places), I've decided to combine them into one report.

So sue me. :devil:

Journey 3: The Super Journey Home

I graduated with a Bachelor's Degree from the University of Tampa ( :b ), but since I live in Minnesota, I had to lug all my sh!t back north over a 2-day road trip.

I happened to notice that Holiday World was approximately halfway between the two. :b
But we'd be traveling through when the park was closed. :cry:

So the consolation prize was a night in Metropolis, Illinois: the official home of Superman.

We pulled in for the night, got as much sleep as we could, and in the morning, on our way out of town, we had to find town square.

And what's in town square?
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A Giant Superman stature, of course!

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Strike a pose!

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And of course, we had to find Lois Lane as well. I enjoy a good pun street.

But we didn't have time to go through the Superman museum. Though I did get a Superman hat from the gift shop and considered purchasing a piece of "Kryptonite."
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Journey 4: Just how far down the rabbit hole have we gone here, anyways?

I was debating even posting these, but they're so weird and wtf-ish that they have to be shared.

They're just mannequins at a Dollar Store. The employees I talked to had no idea why they exist either. But whatever, they're weird and I like 'em!

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The


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Donkey?


Journey 5: Holy Willy Wonka, Batman!

Of all the tourist traps I've visited over the course of my life, I never thought I'd make a trip report about a candy store. Neither did I think I'd make one about a dollar store either, but you know what they say about life and lemons...

The candy store in question is Minnesota's Largest Candy Store. That's literally its name. It would be awkward if there was one larger.

Anyways, I knew about this place from various news outlets and was following them on Facebook but had never visited before. While living in work housing near Valleyfair last year, it was a perfect opportunity to waste an hour at the place on my day off since it's a couple miles past the park on 169.

I drove in with the plan to look around, buy a giant-ass peanut butter cup and walk out. But as any John Steinbeck or Robert Burns fan will tell you, it was a poor plan from the start.

It started out innocently enough: walking past a window with a cheap-looking statue of Iron Man against the inside of the window. I shrugged it off and walked in to see enough candy to make Gene Wilder blush.

And a Dragon head
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...as an appetizer.

For what was that I saw in the distance?

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:omg:
99% of their social media postings are puns on their sign outside.

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So why is the Silver Surfer hanging from the ceiling?

Don't get me wrong, I'm over the moon about this; I'm just pissed that they never showed this stuff off before. I'd have gone more often, dammit!

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Cause who doesn't want a life-size Hulkbuster in their living room?

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Dibs.

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Apparently Thor and Spider-Man have joined the Justice League. Who knew?

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Not Captain America. And no, unfortunately I did not get a shot of America's A$$ :p

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Any kisses lately, spidey?

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And what's a life-size Hulkbuster without a Hulk to fight it?

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Monsters Inc. too? Sign me up!

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Have I mentioned how much I hated my old phone's camera is this report yet? Or should I say "I am Groot?" At least I think that's Groot and Star-Lord. Can't tell with how crappy that picture turned out.

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Resistance is futile.

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TIE fighters, coming in.

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To attack the Black Pearl. Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me.

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The Millennium Falcon will come to the rescue!

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If the Enterprise doesn't get there first!

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Or the Doctor!

And in case you thought I forgot which site this was and since I know how amusement park-hungry you are,
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Here's a popcorn Ferris Wheel for ya to end this weird detour ;)
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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Mon May 20, 2019 5:09 am

Fun weirdness! Will have to visit that candy store next time we're in MN.
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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby Nrthwnd » Tue May 21, 2019 6:42 pm

^^ That was great! Fun tours, all of them! And that last one (candy!) was totally IP blitzed everywhere!
I also think I have that recent Aquaman statue, with "He Who Has A Divided Eyebrow." :wink:
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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby Canobie Coaster » Wed May 22, 2019 10:01 am

I had no clue there was a Metropolis, Illinois. Thanks for sharing!
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Re: Into the Unknown

Postby CaptainUnknown » Sat May 25, 2019 1:31 am

Thanks everyone for enjoying this weirdness. I wasn't sure how this would go over, but I'm glad you all enjoyed it!

ytterbiumanalyst wrote:Fun weirdness! Will have to visit that candy store next time we're in MN.


Keep in mind that it's cash only. Yes, they have ATMs on site.

Nrthwnd wrote:^^ That was great! Fun tours, all of them! And that last one (candy!) was totally IP blitzed everywhere!
I also think I have that recent Aquaman statue, with "He Who Has A Divided Eyebrow." :wink:


Jealous. :p

Canobie Coaster wrote:I had no clue there was a Metropolis, Illinois. Thanks for sharing!


Yeah, it's on the Ohio river where Illinois, Kentucky, and Tennessee meet.
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