Texas/Midwest 2013 Tour Mini-Updates!

[Sportsdude360"Excuse me, miss, may I pound my large rooster into your donkey?"]

Cool restraints on Outlaw Run. I wonder if NTAG and iRat will get those kind of restraints. Thing is, I've seen plenty of larger sized guests ride NTAG and even iRat without any problem. I personally can't wait until SFOT concludes it's investigation into the accident on NTAG. The results should prove most interesting indeed.

[MechanicI prefer to mate with donkeys over humans!]

Caption this!

Every seat should have had this warning.

[kailisun98I teach at the school of donkey!]

Caption this!

Applicable to all seats.

[cfcI've gone pantless!]

Worst . . . dump . . . ever!

[GO MUFC!!!Macaroni and Donkey]

This seat is required by law to inform you that it is a registered sex offender.

[robbalveySite Admin]

So it's nearly impossible to describe the St. Louis City Museum via photos, so I'll try mostly through Vine videos!
(NOTE! Based on your internet connection, it might take a little while to load all the videos below, but I promise you they are WORTH it!)














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[MisterPWhen I grow up, I want to breed donkeys!]

Wow. I was at the park yesterday and had no idea you guys were there. I totally would have looked for you guys to say hi.

I drove from St Louis that morning just to get to ride Outlaw Run, Powder Keg, and Wildfire at night for the first time. And depsite the huge crowds and lines, it was totally worth it...

[Woodie WarriorAlan Schilke is my "man crush".]

The City Museum is the coolest place in St. Louis!

[805AndrewCan you see the donkey in my toast?]

Holy crap! Those City Museum videos are crazy funny. Those videos explain the place much better than photos. It looks like City Museum is the world's largest playground and not like a "museum" at all. I bet you guys had more fun here than at Six Flags St Louis.

Silver Dollar City and Outlaw Run looks awesome. Does Outlaw Run top El Toro or Phoenix for anyone on that trip? Glad SDC was open to midnight, I love it when parks are open late, as the night time hours are often the most fun.

[jray21Why do I still have a donkey title???]

The Silver Dollar City day looked awesome! Looks like they really put on a great event. It really is an amazing park, and one of the best in the US.

As for City Museum, I really really really miss that place. Seriously the most amazing messed up place I've ever been to. So much incredibly screwed up and amazing stuff, and with TPR there it makes it even more amazing!