Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby cal1br3tto » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:56 pm

What cute pupcakes!
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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby dragonskeep » Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:48 pm

Looking forward to seeing the alpine coaster. For having never been on one I really like those things. Looks like you guys had a cool start to the cruise. I bet the cupcaking was fun, probably the best idea ever. It's fun and you can eat it, win.

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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby 06jds377 » Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:57 am

I really need to cruise on a Freedom class ship, unfortunately my job interferes with a 7 day.

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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby robbalvey » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:51 pm

And here is Part 2! Complete with some awesome videos!!!

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TPR had a "private party" in The Crypt! Holy crap! Some of these dudes scrub up nicely!

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NIPPLE CREDIT!!!

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A bodily function?

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Take advantage of that free booze!

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Drinks were free and poured STRONG! As you can see, Piers is double-fisting it!

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TPR members clean up pretty good!

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If you want Dan to drink this sugar-filled Rum & Coke - EMAIL HIM NOW!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com

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Sorry, kids, fruit punch for you!

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Welcome to the TPR cocktail hour!

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"This is not a Rum & Coke... It's a glass of RUM... With a splash of brown food coloring! It's amazing!"

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Ha! Caught you kids! Only fruit punch for you!

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"They blates keep giving me glasses full of rum!"

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Are we not men?

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TPR's first formal night!

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More good looking TPR members... How did that happen???

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Big Mike looking good!

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The view from our TPR dining area!

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"I've found someone to replace Garbles!"

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Tonight mystery meat was... BEEF!

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"Stacey is very happy!"

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"What is happening to me???"

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...And I also got a "backup steak" just in case!

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"I'm getting Jersey raped!!!"

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"Hi Joey!"

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TPR Hot Tub Time Machine!

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KidTums - 1 : Piers - 0

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Tonight was the glow party! BYOG!

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"I'm even MORE fancy!"

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It's shot night!

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First up - brain hemorrhage!

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YOU!!! Why did you do this to me???

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Next shot - a French kiss! Then we all had to French kiss!

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"What is happening???? Why are my pants off???"

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Our first port was Royal Caribbean's private island in Haiti, Labadee!

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They loaded a lot of carpet onto the ship to repair the damage from last Sundays rocky departure.

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Welcome to Haiti!

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Labadee has lots of awesome attractions including a zipline and a very rare roller coaster credit!

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First up, the Dragon's Tail roller coaster!POV VIDEO!!!!



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"It's attached to steel tubular track, has a lift hill, and you coast all the way down!" Does this count as a coaster? Tell us what you think!

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This is the worlds longest zipline (that goes over water!)POV VIDEO!!!!



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Elissa ready to go on the zip line!

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And you get REALLY close to the water!

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Chuck actually kicked a wave!

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Elissa got some hairtime!

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Flying at 50MPH!

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The view is incredible!

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Next up was the Waverunners!POV VIDEO!!!



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I'm blates getting pounded in the A$$ by this machine!

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They took TPR out into the middle of the ocean!

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Look everyone! Dan is in... THE WATER!!! (hell has frozen over!)

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William touched well... um... Jellyfish semen!

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Goodbye Labadee! We had an awesome day!

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Time to head back to the ship.

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This is the most "normal" photo we have ever taken! (It was completely by accident!)

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We had some fancy snacks waiting for us in the TPR Suite!

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Ok, who made the vagina towel animal???

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"Why is there an astronaut in space behind me?"

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Tonight's mystery meat was never identified....but it was REALLY GOOD!!!!

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Dinner tonight included shrimp gyoza...

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...and chocolate shots for Piers!



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Piers favourite moment of the cruise!

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Hell yeah!!!

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Tonight was Piers & Robb's honorary gay wedding.

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You may now kiss the bride! But wait... Which one is the bride?!?? If you think you know... EMAIL DAN!!!! mrt0ad13@aol.com

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Pool area at night.

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The "posh" bar.

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DEAL!!!

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"No deal."

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The wine tasting vending machines are amazing!

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In 2006, Freedom of the Seas was the largest cruise ship in the world!

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This is the best photo... ever taken! EVER!!!

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"Screw the wine tasting... Blates give me the whole bottle! And where is the straw?!??!"

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Tonight was the TPR coloring book party!

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This is not a "kids club" coloring book!

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We take the coloring book party VERY seriously!

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Another TPR Hot Tub party!

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Time to play "Strip Apples to Apples!"

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KidTums is calling for FuzzBuzz! (it made sense to her!)

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It's time to make Adam a real man!

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How many TPR members can we cram in one elevator?

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Apparently, the heli-pad is made out of TPR members!

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CROTCH CAM!!!!

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It was Brit party night on the Royal Promenade, Piers said it was "Blates terrible" so instead we went to the bar.

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And that is where Piers passed out.

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Pool party!!!

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Piers has a "milkshake in my pants" fetish. We don't ask any questions.

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This is the worst picture of Piers ever taken. EVER!

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We took over Johnny Rockets.

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The burgers at RCCL's Johnny Rockets are amazing!

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Piers got up to dance with his partner, the caution sign.



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"Did I just dance with an inanimate object?"

Now.....

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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby jonnyfingers » Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:15 am

Fantastic TR! Once again I'll say what many have said in the past, Piers needs to be give his own TV show!

One question from an ignorant Irish guy, what is "blates" supposed to mean?

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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby doublestufforeo » Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:21 am

I love any updates that have to relate with Piers being drunk especially when there is pictures/videos of it. :lol:

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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby robbalvey » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:39 am

jonnyfingers wrote:One question from an ignorant Irish guy, what is "blates" supposed to mean?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blates

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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby BeemerBoy » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:41 am

Awesome stuff. I seriously miss my endless supply of food.


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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby cfc » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:46 am

Although I enjoyed the endless supply of food, I'm rather glad that it's over (at least until my next cruise)--I really need to shed some pounds.
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Re: Cruising with Theme Park Review 2011

Postby krazekiddd » Fri Oct 28, 2011 6:18 am

This trip report really makes me want to do a cruise. I must sign up next time!
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