Greetings and welcome to this weeks adventure that takes ChrisRad and I to the San Diego Zoo on a wet and rainy April Saturday. I have to say that this place is amazing and totally lived up to all the hype and expectations. A bit of construction going on in the zoo kept us from seeing a few attractions, but honestly after a full day in the zoo we still didn't get to see everything, it was HUGE! (That's what she said)
I highly recommend that everyone pay the extra money(or talk the ticket seller in to giving you) for the bus tour and sky ride, 100% worth the money.
So enough blah blah blah, let's get to it!
Dude's got a bad case of the mange, either that or rug burns.
I'm guessing rug burns as she needs to wipe off.
Ever heard the term crapweasel? This is one.
Your classic camel toe.
So what does an elephant have in common with a garbage truck? Well for starters they are both about the same size and both have large hoses.
Both also have forks on the front.
Both can open their rear doors...
...that allows them to dump.
Checking out the dating scene.
We then caught these two sneaking off...
For a little foreplay
The polar bear got denied and had to go for a cool swim.
So this is where Rudolph goes in the off season
More proof that all the animals do here is get it on.
Direct decedents of the tin man.
These two were just coming out of their cave, not sure what they were up too, of course, they weren't in there more than a few minutes
This dude was chill
not my idea of a pet
Worn plum out.
WTF? It's crapping berries!
Here we have your classic dingle berry
No matter how hard you try, you just can't shake it loose.
ummm, yeah, WTH is it? A zebra, a donkey, maybe it's a Zonkey?
Schlitterbahn for monkeys!
mmm, man that smells good. Is that broccoli? Cause that smells good.
Panda's got backfat
All I wanted was what was mine! - OJ Simpson.
ACE even had an exhibit.
I never knew roos could stand on their tails...sadly i have no evidence of it.
Katie and her boyfriend.
in all seriousness, the zoo is full of win and landscape beauty.
"I want to drink your blood!"
This is foreplay for a monkey. They start by touching each others biceps and forearms.
Then they kiss the hand
Which leads to frenching
"You can't see me"
Kinky Flamingo sex
They really know how to spice things up
Look, more construction!
Well, that's all folks! Hope you enjoyed and be sure to POST YOUR COMMENTS!
Join me next week for Cock Days in my home state!
Last edited by chadster on Mon May 14, 2012 9:24 pm.
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