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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR Credit Whore Pa

Postby sspaz1000 » Mon May 07, 2012 6:57 pm

What a little whore you are :lol: but it really does look like a cute family place and that mini golf looks pretty awesome!
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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR Credit Whore Pa

Postby Chrisrad » Tue May 08, 2012 8:48 am

Nice pictures, whore. ;)


Looking forward to the San Diego Zoo, now that I remember the 'theme' of your TR. :lol:
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Postby chadster » Wed May 09, 2012 8:37 pm

^It's gonna be a bangin' good time!

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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR Credit Whore Pa

Postby RoCo » Thu May 10, 2012 3:49 pm

So, wait, it's a train that's turning into a tiger... ?

Anyway, I had to look up what "Heeley" shoes were. Yeah, those things should be totally banned everywhere. ;)
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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR San Diego Zoo!

Postby chadster » Mon May 14, 2012 8:03 pm

Greetings and welcome to this weeks adventure that takes ChrisRad and I to the San Diego Zoo on a wet and rainy April Saturday. I have to say that this place is amazing and totally lived up to all the hype and expectations. A bit of construction going on in the zoo kept us from seeing a few attractions, but honestly after a full day in the zoo we still didn't get to see everything, it was HUGE! (That's what she said)

I highly recommend that everyone pay the extra money(or talk the ticket seller in to giving you) for the bus tour and sky ride, 100% worth the money.

So enough blah blah blah, let's get to it!
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Dude's got a bad case of the mange, either that or rug burns.
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I'm guessing rug burns as she needs to wipe off.
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Ever heard the term crapweasel? This is one.
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Your classic camel toe.
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So what does an elephant have in common with a garbage truck? Well for starters they are both about the same size and both have large hoses.
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Both also have forks on the front.
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Both can open their rear doors...
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...that allows them to dump.
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Checking out the dating scene.
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We then caught these two sneaking off...
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For a little foreplay
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The polar bear got denied and had to go for a cool swim.
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So this is where Rudolph goes in the off season
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More proof that all the animals do here is get it on.
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Direct decedents of the tin man.
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Construction!!!!!
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These two were just coming out of their cave, not sure what they were up too, of course, they weren't in there more than a few minutes
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This dude was chill
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not my idea of a pet
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Worn plum out.
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WTF? It's crapping berries!
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HOT
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Here we have your classic dingle berry
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No matter how hard you try, you just can't shake it loose.
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ummm, yeah, WTH is it? A zebra, a donkey, maybe it's a Zonkey?
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Schlitterbahn for monkeys!
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mmm, man that smells good. Is that broccoli? Cause that smells good.
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Panda's got backfat
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All I wanted was what was mine! - OJ Simpson.
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ACE even had an exhibit.
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Moo.
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TPR
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I never knew roos could stand on their tails...sadly i have no evidence of it.
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Katie and her boyfriend.
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in all seriousness, the zoo is full of win and landscape beauty.
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"I want to drink your blood!"
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This is foreplay for a monkey. They start by touching each others biceps and forearms.
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Then they kiss the hand
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Which leads to frenching
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"You can't see me"
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Kinky Flamingo sex
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They really know how to spice things up
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Look, more construction!
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Well, that's all folks! Hope you enjoyed and be sure to POST YOUR COMMENTS!

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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR San Diego Zoo!

Postby CoasterKings908 » Mon May 14, 2012 8:21 pm

That was certainly an interesting trip report... :omg:
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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR San Diego Zoo!

Postby Chrisrad » Mon May 14, 2012 8:29 pm

Even though I saw all of this in person, it's better through pictures.

The elephant/trash truck comparison was awesome. Then the dingle-berry topped that.. and it just kept getting better.

This must happen again. I don't know how it would get any better, but..

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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR San Diego Zoo!

Postby TJ27 » Mon May 14, 2012 8:50 pm

I don't think I've ever laughed this much on TPR . Great err Interesting report.

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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR San Diego Zoo!

Postby dandaman » Mon May 14, 2012 9:33 pm

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Re: Chadster's Vacation Adventures: Photo TR San Diego Zoo!

Postby sspaz1000 » Mon May 14, 2012 9:49 pm

Brilliant TR Chad!! Animal poop an animal sex what more could you ask for at a zoo. I must return to the SD Zoo someday.
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