Photo TR: A TPR Christmas - Well, Early Christmas!

Hey everyone!

 

To make a long story short (and also because I'm posting this from a very bad cruise ship internet connection) every year we get together with some of our closest friends for a TPR Christmas weekend!

 

This year we spent a day at Disneyland, an afternoon at Six Flags Magic Mountain, and then our annual Robb & Elissa's Christmas Party!

 

Without any further explanation, I'm just going to post the photos since that's what you all are here to see anyway!

 

Enjoy!

 

ps. a BIG special thanks to Casey and Penny for letting me use your photos!

You're too short to be as cool as Foghorn.

Casey got in the park for just the price of a Tonka truck! What a deal!

The next morning was "Six Flags Cali....." Oh!.... um.... ok...I guess we're at "Six Flags!"

Thanks Chuck! You're the most awesome server EVER!!!

"Yes...he's my dude...just please don't judge him on that goofy look at the Spider Man shirt..."

KidTums...ATTACK!!!

"Oh dear god...please make them leave!!!"

BRAINS....MUST. EAT. BRAINS!

DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT F**CKING TOUCHING MY FOOD BITHCES!!!

Not a "Dan-Friendly" drink or "Now we know why Elissa keeps Robb around..."

Where Chuck is our waiter!!! Hi Chuck!

After Disneyland we went over to the Cheesecake Factory!

Look at it now...it might not be around for much longer!

"N...no mom...I swear...I was just...uh...uh...reading it for the articles!"

Go ahead push it...see if a ninja comes out and kicks you in the balls...go ahead!

It's like the Jahan version of putting your finger in a dyke!

Bad Tower...and especially after Tokyo DisneySea's Tower!

Here's one for the coaster enthusaists!

Elissa digs old dudes!

Why does every picture of the group look like people who just escaped a mental hospital?

Now it's time for a little California Adventure action.

...on Robb? OMG! Creepy...like "keep your kids away from this man" creepy!

Little hat and ears on KidTums...cute!

GRRRR!!!! I'M ANGRY ROBB IN A ZURG HEAD MASK!!! GIVE ME SOME CANDY!!!!

Jahan is NOT amused with KidTums stealing his glasses!

Elissa needs more training at taking the "MySpace" photo!

There we go!

Well, we are at Space Mountain...although I wish I had a better picture of all of us.

Even KidTums dresses the part! (Thanks to some cool Tokyo Disney merchandise!)

Time for some Danny Elfman, Tim Burton, Haunted Mansion WAAAAY-the-Hell-Better-Than-Small-World Holiday.

Our party of loonies hits up Big Thunder....what? Look, I'm on a cruise ship. I'm pressed for time. The internet here sucks. Stop giving me crap for fautly captions!!! Geez!!!!

Got Dane?

Hey Cameron, how's it going?

Wow, maybe it IS Disneyland Mexico!!!

"I hope KidTums doesn't hate us for this!"

We subjected ourselves to some "It's a Small World Not-as-Annoying-as-Normal Small World-But-Close Holiday"

Apparently today it was "Disneyland Mexico..." or maybe that's where we'll see the next Disney park? Hmmm....

The weekend started off at Disneyland where you can now find "bird poop Castle.'

"Hi there...I'm six foot eight...."

Hmmm...I wonder how much longer you'll be able to see this?

Yay! Coaster photos!!!

We did our obligatory ride on Tatsu. This is pretty much the only place in the park we saw people!

Trivia Question: "What coaster at SFMM goes underwater twice?"

Close up shot for Jahan!!!

Why aren't these little guys dropping people to their doom anymore?

"Hey, Joey...I'm on death row."

Can Derek "stand" it? Har...har...har.

I hear this may look a bit different sometime soon....

"Hey Joey! My fart cleared out the WHOLE PARK!!!"

Mmmm....FOOD!!!!

More photos...

Be sure to come back next year for X2.0!

OMG! OMG!!! Photos of TRASH CANS!!! Like anyone gives two f**ks and if you did you're a moron who can't post here anymore!

...they even had to call in the fart patrol and the parking tram drivers were so drunk from fart juice that they were doing donuts in the parking lot! Wow, Casey...that is IMPRESSIVE!!!!

...and it cleared out the Scream station...

Casey's fart also cleared out this part of the park...

If you even *think* about touching the Hoffman Girl, me and my pal Optimus Prime are gonna come over and KICK YOUR ASS!

OMG! OMG! Is that Hoffman Girl hair I see!?!?!

Robb demonstrates the proper use of these rubbers.

"Meh, we can take it...we eat mutilated human for breakfast!"

"I can't believe she's actually eating the mutilated human...Megatron would be so proud!"

"Damn this mutilated human sure is tastey!"

Hot wings or mutilated human...you decide.

It's the stuff he puts in the wings that makes him look like this.

First off, no Robb & Elissa party would be complete without Robb's famous "Your ass will thank me tomorrow" buffalo wings!

KidTums says "It's time for the Christmas Party to start!"

...and oldest man dreaming.

...older man bowling...

Young man bowling...

"But baby...honey...love chunks...me and Optimus have big shoes too!!!"

"It's all about the shoe size!"

"You know why I love Casey?"

All Casey needs is some beer and some BIG SHOES!

"I'm going to give Mark my blue ball."

To kill some time before Robb & Elissa's XMAS Party, we went to play with some balls.

Oh, and what did Guy get? A pair of Kings Game tickets for the next day! Better hop on a flight Guy to make the game!

And then finnally it ended up with Bob! (He didn't need the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots anyway...)

 

So the most traded gift came from Guy...who wasn't even able to make it! (But we love you anyway Guy!)

And then Penny got it....

And then Kristi stole it from him (I just love Mark's "please baby make me some waffles" expression!)

So what did happen to the Hello Kitty Waffle Maker?

 

First that giant lumbering oaf stole if from me!

Bob got something he can train with if Mark misbehaves!

"If only it was a carton of ciggarettes...."

"I wonder how I'm going to use this? Hmmmm....."

Antonio ended up with something that most people thought was a cow...some thought it was a giraffe. We're still not sure!

KidTums does NOT love Knott's either!

It's a bag full of "I Love Knotts" crap! I hate you Joey!!!

My Hello Kitty Waffle Maker got stolen! You bastards!!! Let's try this nice pretty bag...

Casey promised Robb a little six-foot-eight-action after the wings!

Stephanie opened her gift and got TWO DUDES!!! Damn! I'll bet a lot of chicks at the party wanted that!

Everyone who came to the party got a goodie bag from Robb & Elissa....ooh, I wonder what that is inside there?

OMG! It's a Hello Kitty waffle maker! I sure hope this doesn't get stolen from me.

I'm going for the mystery box from Guy! It's got Transformers wrapping so that's got my name all over it!

Now it's time for the gift exchange. "There are so many lovely gifts...which one do I go for?"

And the last few photos....

And we leave you all with this disturbing crooked gansta picture of Jahan. Ladies...please help out our boy. Send him emails...tell him you'll go on a date with him...tell him you'll have his babies.

 

Forget Dan! EMAIL JAHAN!!!

arrowfanman@yahoo.com

Hey Wes, look what you missed out on!

Jew + Giant = The ULTIMATE Fighting Machine!

And of course no Robb & Elissa Xmas party would be complete without doing some REALLY stupid...

Giovanni now has his own personal Giant! Together you two can control the world!!!

Cool update! A christmas party with the Alveys would be the best christmas party I've ever been to!

I had the Hello Kitty wafflemaker in there somewhere. I'm still bummed I can't eat feline-shaped baked goods......

Looks like you had alot of fun.

 

 

--Jay

Nice PTR. Everyone hates Knott's I've never been there and I hate it too.

 

But anywho, The KidTums beer bottle photo was funny and cute. Did anyone use those Kings tickets anyway? oh, and BTW the LA Kings suck. Go Red Wings, I know it's off topic but I just had to throw it in here.

^I don't hate it.......

 

I don't love it, but I don't hate it. It's no Disneyland........

The only thing Knott's is good for is Haunt. And Xcelerator. If it didn't have those two things, it would just be a credit stop for me.

 

Anywho, awsesome Photo TR! Looks like all had fun, glad it was that way. And Hoffman Girl= .

---Brent

Great TR Robb!

 

The Christmas parties you guys put on are always so much fun. We all really appreciate the work you put into hosting things like these. I'm looking forward to next years get together!

 

----Antonio

Great pictures you guys.

Awwww kid tums is growing up quickly. Disney Land looks really nice for the holidays, but I don't think I like the look of the castle that much.

Thanks for the update!

This weekend was a blast! I wish I did have to ditch out when everyone went to Cheescake Factory, I love that place! And i would like to point out that the Zurg "mask" that Robb is wearing isnt a mask at all! Its a hat that he streached out and forced down onto his head! It was great, lol!

Another entertaining update. Looks like you all had a blast! I have never seen SFMM so empty before.

 

Jahan, that last picture should go on your myspace.

Looks like everybody had a great time, at the parks and at the party.

 

And I hope everybody has a great holiday season.

 

Merry Solstice!

KT is so cute, how many credits has she got now?

 

I'm amazed they let Casey on any rides isn't 6'6" the upper limit on most rides?

Hey Robb what all goes into those wings? They look pretty awesome.

Most humerous and entertaining! Ok, best response I could come up with...

 

Hey, have a great Christmas, a great trip, a great New Year, a very Merry Un-Birthday etc. etc. etc.

bein on the east coast sucks...

 

glad y'all had fun!

 

This year we spent a day at Disneyland, an afternoon at Six Flags Magic Mountain, and then our annual Robb & Elissa's Christmas Party!

 

I just missed your party by two weeks my wife and i were just in the area to go to Disney, Sfmm and Knott's I should have seen you guys.

 

Maybe next time. KT I so cute.

Look's like you had a blast.

I would just like to say I had an awesome time....thank you Robb and Elissa for everything. It was just great being able to see everyone and just to hang out.

 

I miss those wings soooo much though....The Hoffman Girl was a champ she had about three, and her boyfriend.....LMAO one and he was done:) But yeah they were hot but OH SO GOOD....my ass hurt in the morning.

 

Again, it was great to see everyone and the pics are just a reminder of how much I miss you all.....

 

Casey"since losing weight I fit so much better on rides now"Childers

Too bad I had to miss this party, but time of the year is the busiest for the casino night group I work with. Hopefully I can attend another one sometime soon, though.

 

Eric

I tried to send you Angus McNasty for the gift exchange, but he kept clawing his way out of the box.

 

Merry Christmas! Hope you're having a great time on your cruise.

Let the record show the wing that Chris is eating in that picture is an "ice" wing. Wuss.

I was hoping to see a picture of Joey hoisted on to Casey's shoulders and right into a ceiling fan. Maybe next year.

This is exactly the reason that I love this site, the hardcore fans! That weekend was fantastic, an absolute blast! Being able to relive the moment through the P:TR, is priceless! Thanks for posting the pics from Cheesecake, I will never have a table that will come close to you guys! Can't wait for your return!

 

chuck "Going to relive the weekend over and over again!" garcia