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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby cal1br3tto » Tue Jul 17, 2018 7:47 pm

^According to what I've heard repeatedly, that's absolutely the case. I would've posted that myself in some of these threads, but didn't want to take the time to fact-check/cite sources in case I got some details wrong. But, anyway, yes.
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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby coasterbill » Mon Jul 30, 2018 7:09 am

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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby Philrad71 » Sat Aug 18, 2018 9:41 am

From the KI thread...

Oh man, you guys got trolled. Went from sob hype to antique cars...sob return would have been epic...oh well, magic mountain is my home park, I sure they'll give you something to laugh at on the 30th....Cheers!
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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby prozach626 » Sun Aug 26, 2018 5:14 am

PATTYCAKES wrote:Hmmmm .. . .not as customized for Wonderland as we thought, eh?

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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:25 pm

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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby bert425 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 8:17 am

not sure how this hasn't made it here yet. . but here ya go:

from the Cedar Point thread wrote:At this point, Six Flags regrets ever building Kingda Ka and are just looking to be as cheap as possible with operating it until it either falls down; or they feel the public won't care if they take it down.
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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:57 am

I get people who are afraid to ride roller coasters, but being afraid of relocating a roller coaster? Dumb.

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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby Dombot » Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:26 am

Here's an absolute gem from the SFA thread. :lol:

DarkRideNick wrote:Anybody attending Fright Fest tonight, please confirm if there is a Fortnite presence in the park or not.
Highridin wrote:Lol, ok
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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby 9Armgeddon4 » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:52 am

^ That guy is all the reason why I think the only thing worse than Fortnite are the Fortnite fans.


No disrespect to anyone that’s a Fortnite fans here.

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Re: Dumbest things said on TPR

Postby TheAmericanKnight » Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:58 pm

Guy T. Koepp wrote:I read all that and the thing that stuck in my head was the word assburgers!

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