In the background you can see what happened to my water. They gave me a flimsy plastic cup and the tables are not flat surfaces. It fell over. Wet legs, ice everywhere, and no desire to go back to the counter to get more water. Very symbolic for SFA as a whole.
This is no accident. It's the park's solution to cleaning the tables on a regular basis.
Seriously, awesome report. I was bummed out that I scrolled two pages over and didn't see another one.