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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby TheJewelOfJool » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:14 pm

Jcoaster wrote:Tim Horton's is God. That had to be the highlight of the visit next to Goliath.

Timmies is good. I wouldn't call it a highlight, though.

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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby Jcoaster » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:21 pm

You just don't get it.
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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby coasterbill » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:26 pm

TheJewelOfJool wrote:
Jcoaster wrote:Tim Horton's is God. That had to be the highlight of the visit next to Goliath.

Timmies is good. I wouldn't call it a highlight, though.


Get out of my thread.

Their French Vanilla (or as they call it in Quebec... "Regular Vanilla" is heavenly.

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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby TheJewelOfJool » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:27 pm

I've been to Tim Hortons many times. It's good, but not amazing.

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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby boldikus » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:29 pm

Bill did you ever consider the front gate/security folks didn't know what you were talking about because you didn't say "LA ERT"? :lol:

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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby grsupercity » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:33 pm

Should of just bribed the people at the gate with a th donut
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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby coasterbill » Thu Aug 11, 2016 12:37 pm

TheJewelOfJool wrote:I've been to Tim Hortons many times. It's good, but not amazing.


You're 13. Do you even drink coffee? Shut up.

Please stop ruining my beloved thread with your reckless negativity. All negativity should be directed at La Ronde for being the most atrocious theme park ever.

(I guess I should specify that I'm saying "shut up" in a joking tone since some people need everything spelled out for them.
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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby JRice92 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:01 pm

These TR's are awesome and hilarious! I enjoyed reading all of them!
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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby viking86 » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:10 pm

Thank you for sharing your miserable ezperience with us, that was one of the most entertaining trip reports I've read so far. :lol:

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Re: Coasterbill's Alcohol, Coaster and Culture Trip Reports

Postby SteelForceless » Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:12 pm

If you had to choose between going to Lakemont and going to La Ronde, which would you choose, and how much alcohol would you need afterwards?

Btw great trip report!

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