Photo TR-North East Whores...I mean Tour 2011!

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Postby fatdaddy » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:09 pm

Pre pre day add on
Bowcraft - Below
Central Park
Pizza Tour

Pre day add on
Coney Island

NE tour
Quassy
More Quassy
Compounce
SFNE/Bizarro Bash
Jimmy the Greek's
Palace Playland/Funtown
Canobie Lake Park
LaRonde
Great Escape

Bonus park/Add on
Magic Forest (bonus park)/SFGAdv (add-on day)
SFGAdv/Kingda Ka walkback



Ok NE Tour, Piers, beers and qu..ite a nice group of people. Ok, so hope your ready for some bad cell camera pictures and even worse captions. Flew from Cali to EWR and then straight to the hotel and all the TPR fun that awaited, including Piers. First up is Bowcraft, never heard of it 'til the trip and although it was just a credit run I thought it was a damn fine small park. I'll spare you the details, cause I've been drinking and don't remember.

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Started the day with breakfast at Bob's Big Boy, although you can't see it here, i think Robb and Big Boy have the same barber.
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Ontario airport, I got the "special" treatment. The guy literally said "This is where it get's wierd." and then rubbed my junk in a clockwise circular motion. The wierd part for me was when I found his phone number in my pocket, true story.
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Ok, my flight's were screwed up, so when I got to frisco, I still didn't have a boarding pass and was hoping I wasn't gonna get screwed, unless it was that one stewardess, giggidy!
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Yay EWR! Following Elissa's directions from the trip guide I ended up here at the train, or giant wacky worm as I'm calling it. Damn right I'm gonna count it!
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The layout of this "coaster" was a little tame, but a credit is a credit.
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Again following the trip guide, caught the shuttle to the hotel, hope there's lot's of happy people inside.
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Wow, just look at all that excitement!!!
brian.jpg
Well, at least this dude's excited, or insane, but it's TPR so both are acceptable.
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Ok, pre pre day, one bus and Robb "unoffically" welcomes us, then we laugh at everyone who is not here, cause we are awesome.
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Driving to Bowcraft to whore out the credits, not the first time I was on a bus full of whores, true story.
bowcraft arrival.jpg
Wow, look at that awesome coaster, surely it is one of a kind, I'm so ashamed.
bowcraft sign.jpg
Yes, Bowcraft knows we are "special", and they have Elissa's favorite, delicious Pepsi.
dragon laugh.jpg
The coaster itself was laughing at us!
tickets.jpg
"Ok you filthy whores, do your nasty business, towel off, and then back to the bus." He really said that, true story.
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Actually a very nice small park, with a decent set of rides, mostly for kids, but that means there's gotta be some hot mom's somewhere.
crossbow.jpg
Wait, that don't look like no kiddie credit!
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It was actually as fun as it looks.
track.jpg
Yeah, that ain't no kiddie, so at least I'm not totally pathetic, just 50%.
hats.jpg
I am assuming these are all lost hats?
invasion.jpg
The invasion has begun.
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Lifthill goodness.
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This coaster was actually pretty good, smooth and fun, much more than I was expecting.
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Out of our way summer camp kids, we are professional nitwits!
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The trains were kinda cool too.


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Postby fatdaddy » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:33 pm

Ok, continuing on with Bowcraft.

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We tried to stop him, but...
dragon layout.jpg
As you can see it is much more than your average kiddie credit. (Are you buying this crap?)
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Anyone else ever ride the a$$ of a dragon? No Piers, I said DRAGON, not DRAG QUEEN.
koth dragon.jpg
Ok, just be suttle, take your seat get the credit, don't draw any attention to your self.
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Just as long as he doesn't put his arms up...AWW HELL! Yes, we are sad and pathetic.
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These people have no shame.
e dragon.jpg
Notice the HUGE smile on this grown woman riding a kiddie coaster.
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A themed minature train, the theme is polar bear, panda bear, zebra, teepee...or something, I dunno.
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For all you minature train fans.
mini train.jpg
Aweome little train, wish I could have ridden.


Ok that does it for Bowcraft, just a credit run, but still lots of fun. They really didn't have many souvenirs, so some of us bought single ride tickets, and even got business cards. About the only thing that had "Bowcraft" on it was some buttons in the arcade, which I did buy. Ok, now off to Central Park and that elusive kiddie credit, followed by Scott's Pizza Tour and the city.
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Postby downunder » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:35 pm

^Caesar, why was Big Boy smiling so much when he was behind you?

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Postby simon8899 » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:46 am

The trains were kinda cool too.


Looks like a "light" version of the Zierer trains built for the Teststrecke (Schwarzkopf looper) and Vienna Prater Boomerang (Vekoma).

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Postby brilinjo » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:39 am

nice start to your Photo TR. True story

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Postby Philrad71 » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:06 pm

Ontario airport, I got the "special" treatment. The guy literally said "This is where it get's wierd." and then rubbed my junk in a clockwise circular motion. The wierd part for me was when I found his phone number in my pocket, true story.


This is one of the best captions I have ever read on TPR....epic! :lmao:
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Postby fatdaddy » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:28 pm

^Thanks, more to come, just resizing.
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Postby paiging_jen » Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:49 pm

fatdaddy wrote:^Thanks, more to come, just resizing.


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Postby fatdaddy » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:09 pm

Ok, so now to the Central Park credit, all the rumors you have heard are true, it's an amazing coaster. We also ate hotdogs, made muppets, and then took the subway to Scott's Pizza Tour.

bus to central.jpg
Back on the road headed to Central Park, where I hear there is a huge coaster.
city bus.jpg
Some kinda city over there, buildings and such.
tiles.jpg
Take the Tunnel!!! Anyone know how many tiles it took to finish the tunnel? Yes, the answer is 1, true story.
parking.jpg
Parking sucks in NY.
taxi buildings.jpg
Taxi cabs and tall buildings, we must be there.
sexy sexy neon.jpg
Looks like my kinda town, the pizza was good, but next time I want a tour of that place.
no soup.jpg
No soup for you!
me.jpg
Me and random tall building, just so you know I was actually there.
horse buggy.jpg
This horse ride is not vegan approved, not only is the horse "forced" to work, but in NY they feed um rats, true story.
hero tins.jpg
Awesome metal signs, but which one to choose?
central park.jpg
Cool, Central Park, this place is huge, no wonder they can hide this awesome credit.
follow robb.jpg
Follow that yellow bag of crap.
sex hotel.jpg
Got excited for a second, thought it said "sex hotel", moving on.
mouse train.jpg
Beautiful trains, this is gonna be sweet!
robb mouse.jpg
If Robb Alvey is excited, then this must be one hell of a coaster.
clench.jpg
Clench and squish.
wheel lift.jpg
Lift "hill" goodness, kinda.
mouse track.jpg
I call this layout, super extreme wild mouse a go go, cause it's insane.
whores.jpg
I had heard that New York was full of whores, but this isn't quite what I was expecting.
no shame.jpg
We have no shame!!!
shawn hands.jpg
Shawn: "My hands are huge, they can touch anything, but themselves..."
frightening.jpg
I have no clue what is occuring here, but it frightened all the children away, true story.
photos.jpg
You could purchase a picture of your epic ride, and I did.
me epic.JPG
Most epic on ride photo evar!!!


Ok, at this point we headed for FAO Shizzy's or whatever it's called, Muppets and Pizza, coming soon.
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Postby fatdaddy » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:53 pm

Ok, muppets, the subway, pizza, yeah that's what NY is all about, except the muppets, those are just for wierdo's. I would like to thank Elissa for babysitting us in the city, or else we might have gotten stuck somewhere and gotten back to the hotel really late and almost missed the bus the next day, but that didn't happen to any of us. Scott was awesome, wish we could have hit more pizza joints, definately a must do if you hit up NY. Ok, bad cell pics, and even worse captions that most likely have nothing to do with the pictures.

whatnot.jpg
Muppet credit, had to do it.
smurf.jpg
Random smurf, kill it!
feeding.jpg
They actually breast feed the Muppets while they are being made, true story.
bowling shirt.jpg
Yup, that's my muppet, his names Orlando, he likes beer, bowling and cruising the highschool in his hotrod.
build.jpg
As you can see Orlando has a way with the ladies.
adventures.jpg
Almost complete, can you imagine the adventures he will have, like sitting in a bag in the back of my closet, epic.
wtf.jpg
Um, no comment. Should we really be watcning this?
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There they are, all ready to go.


At this point we gathered up and decided to hit the subway, which of course you will see when the report continues.
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