Never mind my "shameful" and "awful" hyperbole. It's just my opinion that it's not a coaster
Well, you're wrong. Tell me this, if you're so smart, why would they call it a loop coaster if it weren't loopy and coastery? Hmm? Checkmate!
and marketing something that we all (I think) agree isn't a coaster as one for a notable milestone (10th coaster) is, I don't know, a little disappointing.
10 coasters isn't a milestone. You only think it is because it's the number of fingers you have. Stop being so digitonormative.