Thanks for doing Kim for me... ...er... ...doing the Kim Possible thingy! So what is your reward for accomplishing your mission? If you tell me you get to do Kim, then it is officially over between us. I refuse to allow my girlfriend to whore herself around Epcot randomly banging just anybody who can accomplish these "difficult" missions? Tell me it's only a handshake and a pat on the back. Mabey a photo op, or just a peck on the cheek. Tell me you didn't do my girlfriend Adam! Tell me damnit! Oh! I see how it is! And don't give me that bros before hos crap! You and Bryan had better not have Chinese fingercuffed her! Cause if you have! There will be hell to pay when I get my hands on you two! No more of this "it's all about Bryan" & "newly gay Adam" crap! It will just be the "Guy rips Orlando teens a new a$$h0l@ show!" So help me God!
And Kimmy, if your reading, don't think your off the hook either! I warned you about this. I told you to beware of horny teenagers playing the game just to get close to you. I was a teen once and I know what occupied my mind 99.9% of the time. F~(king hot chicks like you, that's what! Don't fall for the, "Hey Kim, can we get a picture with you? Can I put my arm around you like we are friends? Oops! Sorry! I didn't mean to grab your boob. He He!" as he high 5s his friends. I told you this was a bad idea. People think just because they see you on TV that they know you. They think they own a piece of you. I think it would be in your best interest to let some cast member dress up as you, and you leave seedy issues with the whole groping thing up to them. I'm sure they have cast member psychologists at human resources standing by just for this reason alone. Hell, they probably have one alone just for the poor saps that play Chip and Dale while Elissa is in town. Cause you know she's probably inflicted years of mental damage from sexual abuse on those two rodents. What I'm trying to say Kimmy is, come home. Just leave that Orlando brothel some like to call "The Happiest Place on Earth." and come home. I miss you.
But if you fingercuffed Bryan and Adam, then it's paint thinner for you!
Guy "There is no grey area with me. It's all black and white." Koepp